This is the lie thread, just thought I would remind you
For environmental conservation purposes, takes baths in the same tub of water for 5 years strait
And I was lying. Your left arm is the sexiest thing I've ever seen.
Tell a LIE about the person above you
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And I was lying. Your left arm is the sexiest thing I've ever seen.
rofl
Made an eyepatch out of pictures of the Jonas Brother's eyes.
Made an eyepatch out of pictures of the Jonas Brother's eyes.
For community service has volunteered her time to clean the local glory hole
Can breathe fire.
Successfully got the golf ball through the garden house
Has six toes on right foot.
Was removed from a toy store for getting "too fresh" with a tickle me elmo doll
lost his virginity to Freddie Mercury
Is a big fan of black porn.
what's wrong with a hot mocha girl every once in awhile?
Goes to clubs and tries to impress chicks with his pokemon card collection
Goes to clubs and tries to impress chicks with his pokemon card collection
lol I said that for the most part I'm not into black women, there are some out there that I'd KILL to be with though.
steal's Matty's girls by impressing them with his Magic: The Gathering Cards
steal's Matty's girls by impressing them with his Magic: The Gathering Cards
fine is fine, David Duke would go black if Biance (however it's spelled) would let him sniff her panties
In a sudden shock of pain, learned the hard way that if bacon grease is to be used as a lubricant, it needs to be cooled first
continues to use hot bacon grease as lube even having learned that lesson years ago, stubborn fuck.
has this strange thing for goats.. not sure where he got it from ..
erected a 22 foot spam sculpture in the likeness of carrot top for masturbatory purposes
Likes to watch me and my goats get it on
has a video tape of said 'getting it on' that was featured on a well know iphone porn site.
has to watch said movie before she can go to sleep at night
Was arrested last month at the zoo during an attempt to prove human supremacy over apes by flinging her own feces back at the monkeys. Avid evolutionist have rethought their general hypothesis