story thread

[artisan00]

the idea here is that someone starts a 'story', then someone can continue it, and so on and so forth - kinda like a paragraph at a time, or something to that effect -
I know there are plenty of unused (or otherwise inebriated) creative juices around here.

this is where i should say "ill start" but im sort of blanking ... so ill leave it up to someone else

 

[mdvaldosta]

Once upon a time, in a land not too far away...

 

[matt0114]

there was a hairy, hairy monkey man....

 

[MikeHawke]

Once upon a time, in a land not too far away...

thee lived a man named GMKILLER who is gay

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

GM killer knew that someday his gay hairy monkey ass would get some beasty sex if he shaved a bullseye on his anal region. So one day....

 

[matt0114]

a horny beast from the woods that had been drinking bacardi and coke found gm killer....

 

[mdvaldosta]

and GMKiller said he wanted some anal action but the horny best said

 

[artisan00]

"give a minute, i need to find my marvin gaye cd". after some frenzied searching, he finally found it and exclaimed,

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

...I'm a Computer sales/phone answering guy that likes hairy monkey ass and I'ma butt rape you and shove shish kabob skewres in his penis hole.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

then the 2 skipped off into the wilderness...

 

[StangMang]

...and GMKiller came across a mustang with fairy flames all around it...

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

he exclaimed- "the blower looks real. i must own that!"

 

[matt0114]

.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

a group of tough guys from offtopicz went to illinois...

 

[StangMang]

a group of tough guys from offtopicz went to illinois...

lol wtf :think

continuing on...

...as they reach the Illinois border GMKiller got a sudden craving for some deep ass dickin and...

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

(gmkiller lives in illinois?)

gm tries to overpower stangmang to get some action but...

 

[artisan00]

that fairy mustang suddenly starts revving its engine - with that horny beast at the wheel, blasting 'lets get it on' through the stereo...as the crowd stopped to stare,....

 

[StangMang]

StangMang reacts with grizzly strengths and...

*come on guys make it good*

 

[matt0114]

stangmang poked him in the upper thigh with a hot iron rod....

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

then shoved the hot iron rod in gm killers asshole...