step right up! were having a WHORE-OFF!

[fuel1316]

ok dave can whore it out against jay! im fine with that

 

[Minderella]

I don't care, as long as there is some level of man-whoring going on.

 

[fuel1316]

agreed. whore it up men!

 

[acctnt shan]

Dave likes to talk big and then act shy :giggle

 

[TenaciousDave]

Being a man whore gets you into too much trouble!

 

[fuel1316]

with a cat named frodo.. its just unlikely hes out whoring on the weekend.

 

[TenaciousDave]

with a cat named frodo.. its just unlikely hes out whoring on the weekend.

Don't be hatin'! :mad

 

[Jaybird]

The men would conspire and become better friends while the women would try and scratch each others' eyes out.

So true.

 

[fuel1316]

Don't be hatin'! :mad

LMAO

 

[Jaybird]

Why did I come back to this thread. :/

I know. Most of my stories are not that good.. and yes I am OLD lol.... I got married too young or I would have more... i took myself out of the game too fast.... and the bisexual bartender I missed out on... neither of us were single at the same time...

Ah. Bisexual Bartender, that reminds of a story. Actually several.

It's okay, our whore is "old" too. :giggle

Ugh

LMAO I am not as old as him though!

Double Ugh

lol. I hope he isn't in his late 30's

OMG Triple UGH


*goes in corner and crys*

 

[fuel1316]

LMAO poor jay

 

[Minderella]

You know I only make fun of you with love in my heart, Jay.

 

[Jaybird]

....then she spots my wedding band and rips me for trying to pick them up... .

Ahhhhh. Wedding Rings....

One night a buddy of mine and I were sitting at a bar, and somehow the subject of wedding rings and picking up women come up. He says that he has his old ring in his car. I make him go and get it.

So, I put the ring on and now start wandering around the bar. I sit down next to this really hot woman. Maybe mid thirties. We start talking.

I am purposefully twirling the wedding ring around with my other hand on my finger. Making it as obvious as can be. She asks about my 'Wife'. I think I came up with a story that she was out of town on business traveling to Mississippi(why Mississippi? IDK, it just came out).

Blah blah blah.

Talk talk talk.

Now...some guy walks up to her and kisses her. So I was like, "Oh Sorry"

He looks at me, and was like..."Why you sorry, you dont think my wife is hot? I do. Admire her if you want"

And this point the woman leans over and whispers in my ear..."we like to share" as she puts her hand on my groin and starts rubbing. Right in the middle of the bar.

She looks over at her husband and says(and I will never forget the exact words) "I am rubbing his cock, what do you think of that" "to which he replied, "I like it alot"

Okay. Yeah. This is not going to end quite the way you all may expect it too. Cause, I dont swing that way. They did 'offer' to take me home with them that night, but I declined.

It turns out, wedding rings can certainly pick up women, but you may just bite off more than you want to chew. :/

Oh. and that just reminded me of another swinger story. HAHA. Maybe another day. This is kind of fun, it is bringing back so many fond memories.

 

[acctnt shan]

See what happens when Jay sees someone legitimately challenging his title? He busts out stories... we need more guys to come step up

 

[fuel1316]

*is hungry for more* go on go on!

im starting to question you both TBH. when shit gets funk. HIT THAT. dont turn and run like a bitch. FFS

 

[Jaybird]

*is hungry for more* go on go on!

im starting to question you both TBH. when shit gets funk. HIT THAT. dont turn and run like a bitch. FFS

Yeah Sorry. But my 'whoreyness' wouldnt go that far that night. All I could picture was ending up tied to their bed and the husband coming into the room dressed as Batman or something.

Not.....my cup of tea.

I maybe a man-whore, but I do have some limits. Not much, but some.

 

[fuel1316]

jay wont fuck batman *notes*

 

[Minderella]

LOL.

Oh dear.

 

[HK]

jay wont fuck batman *notes*

From the picture he painted, it sounded more like Jay doesn't want to get fucked by batman :ninja

 

[satinbutterfly]

Yeah Sorry. But my 'whoreyness' wouldnt go that far that night. All I could picture was ending up tied to their bed and the husband coming into the room dressed as Batman or something.

Not.....my cup of tea.

I maybe a man-whore, but I do have some limits. Not much, but some.

That made me LOL.