step right up! were having a WHORE-OFF!
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I have never paid for anything.... but.. I once sat down at a booth in a bar with three women.., I was nice and smashed and looked to my buddy and said "watch this"... I meandered over and said something to the effect of.... "I need to borrow this seat for a few (it was padded) that bar stool is killing my ass" they are all SMOKING hot coeds... this was last summer btw... lmao i make some small talk for a few before the bitchy one says something like "i think you can leave now"... i keep talking to the rest... she keeps bitching.. I finally say "what sign are you?" she says "guess!" I say "sagitarius" she says... HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!?? I said "I can just tell"... now she's pissed... she goes off to the bathroom comes back and I call her by name.. which makes her madder that I now know her name...then she spots my wedding band and rips me for trying to pick them up... to which I remind her that I am simply talking with them and have not hit on any of them... her friends are rolling... we keep talking... before it's all over... I am her new buddy and she wants ME to drive them around to the bars.... I politely decline and the bitch gives me a a huge hug as she left.... if I was single.... oh shit.. look out....
acctnt shan
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Damn it, I didn't get a chance to guess! I totally would have gotten it too... I would've figured that:
Marcy Playground's big hit, Sex and Candy, came out in November 1997, 14 years ago.
You said you were there in college, I would have used the average age of 20.
14 + 20 = 34
Marcy Playground's big hit, Sex and Candy, came out in November 1997, 14 years ago.
You said you were there in college, I would have used the average age of 20.
14 + 20 = 34
Well done my fav little math wiz! You are DEAD on... I was a sophomore at the time... one HELLUVA an awesome, drunken weekend.
LMAO sorry... guilty.... and I am more than happy to lose
TenaciousDave
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Minderella
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*hopes and dreams are shattered*
TenaciousDave
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What did I miss?:shock
Minderella
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Best parade EVER.
TenaciousDave
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acctnt shan
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Dave's mad he didn't get his chance to enter before you declared a winner 
TenaciousDave
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You're damn right I am!!!Dave's mad he didn't get his chance to enter before you declared a winner
acctnt shan
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Show us what you got, then! :naughty
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