step right up! were having a WHORE-OFF!

[Jaybird]

jay wont fuck batman *notes*

Ya know. I don't think I have ever had to respond to that statement before.

But yes. That is correct. I won't fuck batman. Catwoman though....yeah, definitely.

 

[rback33]

LMAO OMG I am glad I got to come back from lunch to this...

 

[Joe the meek]

True story.

Hookers take couple of guys up to rooms. Action commences, and as it turns out, there is a big black guy dressed up as Batman (mask, cape, boots and belt) in a closest in the room watching the action. After the "batman" is found out, "batman" runs out off the room and disappears.

You know Jay, for being the Navy, you should have a least of couple of pay for whore story orgies in some far off port

 

[fuel1316]

how about sugar and spice? http://static6.businessinsider.com/...ar-as-sugar-and-spice-batman-forever-1995.jpg

 

[Jaybird]

You know Jay, for being the Navy, you should have a least of couple of pay for whore story orgies in some far off port

I have lots of stories from my time in the Navy. Maybe we will get to those one day. *shrug*

 

[Minderella]

I hope it's one day soon!!

*waits*

 

[fuel1316]

ugh! i know exactly which naval story i wanna hear :24:

 

[redliner]

Abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz

 

[Leananshee]

Really off topic - *Big Bird starts singing* "But somewhere in the middle it looks awfully qr to me....AB-kuh-deff-ghi-JIH-kull-muh-nopp-qwerr-stoo-wix-iz...If I could find out just what this word means, I'd be the smartest bird the world has ever seen!"

 

[rback33]

I am really behaving and not posting pics lol

 

[dancingpotato]

:sucks: there is not enough whoreness

 

[Jezzebelle]

Our whore totally wins.... LUD our old man whore <3

 

[fuel1316]

I am really behaving and not posting pics lol

well if you wanna win this you best post some pics. if you wanna shake your newest title of "weak ass man whore" you better start busting out some smut!

 

[itsmeJonB]

 

[Skorpy]

OMG Triple UGH
*goes in corner and crys*

Meaning I hope he is not in his late 30's and being called old hun, cause I am 39 this year lol.

I don't want to be classed as old

 

[dancingpotato]

If you guys called this a whore off, I'm disappointed. :rant:

 

[rback33]

 

[fuel1316]

i dont get it? did you just get done having sex for money?

 

[rback33]

i dont get it? did you just get done having sex for money?

LMAO Mud volleyball and damn it was fun even though we sucked

 

[fuel1316]

this thread is breaking my little heart

man-whore my ass!