So I had to call the cops Sunday morning...

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Ive had that happen to me before
I was freakin
and the guy wouldnt leave and the longer he stayed
the more pissed off he got
I took my shotgun and busted one of the little windows out of my door
at about eye level with the barrel and shoved it out to his fore head
and hit it
he froze and before i got to say anything he dropped to the ground and ran off
i never saw him again
had no idea who he was or nothing

:eek Whoa. Good one. He must have squeamed like a litttle child when he was running off.

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

just wanna let you all know...


I'm bored of this thread :ninja

 

[Sneakiecat]

I'm glad that you and Amber and Dominic are safe, and that whatever circumstances that occurred were enough to alleviate what might have happened.
I am thinking your address or house number must be similar to someone else's who is in trouble. Are any of the neighbors likely to have such "visitors" in the middle of the night? Is your house number clearly visible? Maybe some sort of marking outside that a veteran lives on the premises (who could kick ass) is possible? Just anything to deter the possibility that this mistake could be made again.

We really don't have neighbors. We're in a town house and out of the three or four buildings completed, there's maybe 10 families total living here. And only one in our building. It may have been a wrong address but there's not a lot of people to mix us up with.

 

[Trance97]

The guy must of been tripping on some crazy acid... Yes def get a gun.

 

[groundpounder]

True. But it really depends on the distance between the two. I can't say for regular law enfocement, but for the Secret Service, they're trained not to pull there weapon if their attacker is within 7 yards.

They came up with this by having two men stand back to back. One man has a gun, the other doesn't. When a whistle sounds, the man with the gun is to draw from his holster and fire as quick as he can. While the other guy takes off running as soon as he hears that whistle. The unarmed man averages 7 yards before the gun is fired.

Thing is, in this situation, I'm going to have it drawn out and trained on your face and chest. Fuck that leg shot crap. You come in my castle, you WILL eat lead in the grape.

Try getting that shotgun out of my hands when I have it pointed at your chin and you're more than arm's length out (because that's about half as close as I'm going to let you get because I'm no dummy). Because as soon as you make a threatening move, which is ANY move in any direction, you're gone....

 

[Pudding Time]

Thing is, in this situation, I'm going to have it drawn out and trained on your face and chest. Fuck that leg shot crap. You come in my castle, you WILL eat lead in the grape.

Try getting that shotgun out of my hands when I have it pointed at your chin and you're more than arm's length out (because that's about half as close as I'm going to let you get because I'm no dummy). Because as soon as you make a threatening move, which is ANY move in any direction, you're gone....

Yeah. Obviously in that situation I would play innocent until I see you make a mistake.

 

[groundpounder]

your eyes would decieve you. I have a hair trigger for that shit. You have to remember, it's hard to play innocent when you're illegally standing inside my home, having broken the door down (the only way you get in because I'm not going to open the door)

 

[Pudding Time]

your eyes would decieve you. I have a hair trigger for that shit. You have to remember, it's hard to play innocent when you're illegally standing inside my home, having broken the door down (the only way you get in because I'm not going to open the door)

If that's the situation, then you should have shot me already

 

[groundpounder]

I would have

 

[Tim]

I would take that gun from your hand like the Terminator...


I'm faster than bullets.

 

[Pudding Time]

I would take that gun from your hand like the Terminator...


I'm faster than bullets.

Dude, the Terminator doesn't need to take guns off of people. Bullets bounce off him!

 

[ssl]

that is superman.

the terminator eats bullets!

 

[Tim]

that is superman.

the terminator eats bullets!

Valid point... but he did snatch that guys shotgun out of his hand before he knew what was happening.

Then took his sunglasses. And that's a true story :nod:

 

[Natasha]

I dunno about your jail, but here its one person to a cell.

Seriously!?!?!? Either you have a seriously low crime rate in your area, your departments don't make any arrests, or ya'll ship everybody off to another holding facility. Our jails are over capacity...we're constantly shipping people out left and right.