Wants to tie me to the tracks
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- Thread starter jctauss
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Wants to get to my dark side
Doesn't want to get to mine :ninja
Runs away whenever temptations are too high
Secretly wants to sex me.
I eat cold slaw sandwichs
Has herpes and gives them to people as christmas presents
Was raised by wild parakeets
breastfeeds grown men
waxes his private parts
Has a unibrow
Has a fetish for guys with unibrows
Likes to be bitten
Keeps panthers as pets
Keeps me in a cage
calls herself panther
Chews gum that others spitted out
eats the free yellow snowcones that you find on the ground during winter
Is not the ownage
Lost to Ray Charles at a game of Tennis