Rumorz...

[canidae]

Doesn't understand that all I have to do is post this link

http://www.offtopicz.net/38862-rumorz-81.html#post1029310

and now everyone can go see how he cheated

 

[SammyStephens]

Thinks other people give a shit

 

[canidae]

Is pissed 'cause he got busted trying to cheat

 

[SammyStephens]

His breath smells like shit from licking his own butt

 

[canidae]

Knows things by testing them out first

 

[SammyStephens]

Knows that I know how to skin a puppy because of that

 

[canidae]

Knows if he comes near my puppy, he dies

 

[SammyStephens]

Knows his Goddess and puppy are the only two reasons I have not skinned his ass yet

 

[canidae]

Thinks I'm skeerd

 

[SammyStephens]

Can't spell scared

 

[canidae]

Just doesn't get it . . .any of it

 

[SammyStephens]

sniffs crotches

 

[canidae]

Is jealous 'cause I don't pay enough attention to him

 

[SammyStephens]

Does not pay enough attention to me

 

[canidae]

Was a congressional page boy to Mark Foley

 

[Tyler Durden]

Goes by the name James

Which is short for Jimmy Joe Bob John

 

[canidae]

Goes by the name David

Which is short for Davy Dave Bill Bo

 

[LetsAllConform]

Engaged in sexual activity with Fred Flinstone

 

[canidae]

Couldn't have sex with Fred, so did sloppy seconds with Mr Slate

 

[satinbutterfly]

^Hates the dungeon and all it's inhabitants.