Rumorz...

[canidae]

Wants to tie me to the tracks

 

[Anie]

Wants to get to my dark side

 

[canidae]

Doesn't want to get to mine :ninja

 

[Anie]

Runs away whenever temptations are too high

 

[333halfabeast]

Secretly wants to sex me.

 

[boombala]

I eat cold slaw sandwichs

 

[TrickyLaffsAlot]

Has herpes and gives them to people as christmas presents

 

[canidae]

Was raised by wild parakeets

 

[TrickyLaffsAlot]

breastfeeds grown men

 

[canidae]

waxes his private parts

 

[Anie]

Has a unibrow

 

[canidae]

Has a fetish for guys with unibrows

 

[Anie]

Likes to be bitten

 

[canidae]

Keeps panthers as pets

 

[Anie]

Keeps me in a cage

 

[TrickyLaffsAlot]

calls herself panther

 

[Anie]

Chews gum that others spitted out

 

[TrickyLaffsAlot]

eats the free yellow snowcones that you find on the ground during winter

 

[TehShizzle]

Is not the ownage

 

[SammyStephens]

Lost to Ray Charles at a game of Tennis