Rumorz...

[SammyStephens]

Blew Christmas bonus on pez dispensers

 

[satinbutterfly]

Ha! It would have only bought me one... damnit.

Collects Winnie the Poo stuffed animals.

 

[SammyStephens]

Makes out with my Whinnie the Poo dolls

 

[satinbutterfly]

Takes pictures of me making out with his Winnie the Poo dolls and makes lots of $ for posting them on the net.

 

[SammyStephens]

Takes pictures of me making out with his Winnie the Poo dolls and makes lots of $ for posting them on the net.

*shrugs*

It's a living


Came in third in a game of solitaire

 

[satinbutterfly]

Is an amputee who wants to work at IHOP.

 

[SammyStephens]

Rick Rolls herself on purpose

 

[satinbutterfly]

Is in love with Rod Stewart.

 

[SammyStephens]

Called the movie motion picture "An American Tail" the "most erotic film of our times"

 

[canidae]

wants to bump pee pees with Boy George

 

[SammyStephens]

Shaves his armpits in hopes for aerodynamic advantage if he happens to learn to fly like superman

 

[canidae]

is jealous because I can fly like superman without shaving my armpits

 

[SammyStephens]

Was inspired by the teeny rap group Kriss Kross to wear his pants and shirt backwards and suffered a horrible frontal prison raping while doing time for a monkey molestation charge

 

[canidae]

Is fan club president for the ambiguously gay duo

 

[satinbutterfly]

Is fan club president for the ambiguously gay duo

LMAO!!! :24::24::24:

 

[SammyStephens]

Was disappointed that rogaine did not work on her nether regions

 

[satinbutterfly]

Was disappointed that rogaine did not work on her nether regions

lol... I prefer the look of smooth floors... no carpet.

Likes big bushes. :24:

 

[SammyStephens]

Most prized possession is a special Olympics participation award

 

[satinbutterfly]

Wishes he had prized possessions.

 

[SammyStephens]

Wishes she was my prized possession