satinbutterfly
Miss Piggy
Ewwww... pugs are cute, but not *that* cute.
Loves to bake.
Loves to bake.
I do like cooking, I am quite good at it too thank you very much.
Will you come cook for me? I don't mind it... but I don't like it.
Throws poo at people.
Sure, I have not decided whether I am making Chicken Alfredo or Lamb Chops
Dives in front of poo like a secret service agent taking a bullet when I throw it
Chicken Alfredo please.
Eats the leftover poo that he didn't throw. Ew.
Kisses Chuck Norris and instantly had an orgasm
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