Rumorz...

[boombala]

James Dean is NOT dead

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

I totally beat Chuck Norris ass

 

[jctauss]

got his ass kicked by chuck norris while in the middle of talking shit

 

[boombala]

Elvis was seen in Crawford, TX

 

[SammyStephens]

Life was changed by an episode of Saved by the bell

 

[satinbutterfly]

Wears a full body condom to the grocery store.

 

[SammyStephens]

Took back can of spaghetti Ohs back to store claiming she was sold a defective can of alphabet soup

 

[Maulds]

Had a yellow belt in TaeKwonDo make him tap from a "pinky lock"

 

[satinbutterfly]

Makes lude comments to passing customers in the produce section at the grocery... in his body condom.

 

[SammyStephens]

Had a yellow belt in TaeKwonDo make him tap from a "pinky lock"

Obviously does not know TKD is all striking and has no submissions

Makes lude comments to passing customers in the produce section at the grocery... in his body condom.

Told Micheal J Fox to sit still

 

[Maulds]

Doesnt know my TKD class had joint lock clinics monthly

 

[SammyStephens]

Taste tests bananas by licking them sensually before buying

 

[Maulds]

Gives people dental vouchers then knocks their teeth out

 

[SammyStephens]

Masturbates to Sweating to the Oldies with Richard Simmons

 

[Maulds]

Sweats to Masturbating to the Oldies with Ron Jeremy

 

[SammyStephens]

When uses public restrooms for pooping, he pinches off and is sure to sit on all available toilet seats in hope to catch crabs so he can convince his friends that he got laid at least once.

 

[Maulds]

Is a retired male exotic dancer

 

[SammyStephens]

I am not retired..........


Cooks poo in waffle iron for recycling purposes

 

[satinbutterfly]

Steals Maulds's recycled poo and gives it to the homeless as food.

 

[Mase]

Masturbates to her dad.