retro's house of random randomness

[retro]

PETA scares me.

you and me both... they're crazies.

 

[retro]

Just had the police show up at my door... evidently someone smashed in the windows on my crazy neighbor's car (right outside my wall) and broke a window in my other neighbor's garage and tried to yank the garage door off of their garage as well... it's bent to hell. I heard stuff, but I just attributed it to fireworks and stuff. I wish that I had gone out and looked. I live in a relatively safe neighborhood, but shit like this has happened more often lately.

 

[retro]

I was finally able to comfortably put on the khaki pants I bought a few months ago this morning. So I'm wearing something other than jeans at work for the first time in a long time. :24:

 

[Niamh]

 

[retro]

Yay... time to go to my pointless meeting and tell them that I haven't done anything since the last pointless meeting because I've barely been in the office.

 

[Zorak]

they won't like that.

 

[retro]

:24:

I got away with it by saying that I spent the end of last week monitoring the new e-mail server and making sure everything was working right.

 

[retro]

If anyone needs me, I'll be bashing my head into the wall repeatedly trying to figure out how people can be such complete fucking idiots.

 

[Darrell]

You stay in here until you can play nice, Mister.

*slams door*

 

[retro]

:24:

I never play nice. It's part of my charm. I'm a likable asshole.

 

[retro]

and if you were in the first night of Skype chatting, you would've heard my motto.

If y'all don't like me, blow me

I shamelessly ripped it off from a Dr. Dre song. :24:

 

[Darrell]

:24:

I never play nice. It's part of my charm. I'm a likable asshole.

It took me a few weeks to get used to how you are, for the longest time I thought you were Tim and vice versa. :24:

 

[retro]

I'm the likable asshole, and Tim is the unlikable asshole.

I'm just very blunt and to the point, and don't really care what people think about me. I'll speak my mind, consequences be damned. That usually leaves me with shittons of people that don't like me, a few that tolerate me, and even fewer that like me. :24:

 

[Darrell]

I'm the likable asshole, and Tim is the unlikable asshole.

I'm just very blunt and to the point, and don't really care what people think about me. I'll speak my mind, consequences be damned. That usually leaves me with shittons of people that don't like me, a few that tolerate me, and even fewer that like me. :24:

I like you just fine, you can't come over and fuck my sister or anything, but it's good otherwise. :24:

I am very matter of fact myself, but I tend to try to be diplomatic in my dealings with others. So it seldom comes out.

 

[retro]

I'm diplomatic on occasion, and I can actually do it relatively well. But, it's more fun throwing grenades and watching the carnage.

I'd also be disturbed if you wanted me to come over and fuck your sister. >.>

 

[Darrell]

I'd also be disturbed if you wanted me to come over and fuck your sister. >.>

She's a ho, you don't want any of her herpes. :24:

 

[retro]

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So you're saying that out of concern for my well being.

 

[Darrell]

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So you're saying that out of concern for my well being.

You bet.

 

[retro]

See, I was going to be concerned because I figured you didn't have a sister and it would just be you in drag.

:24:

 

[Darrell]

See, I was going to be concerned because I figured you didn't have a sister and it would just be you in drag.

:24:

On the left.