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[Mrs Behavin]

:yuk

 

[JMilley]

:lol

 

[Alice]

I'm glad you find this amusing.

 

[Alice]

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you have any friends?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

more friends than you :fu

 

[Alice]

You want more?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

why?

 

[Alice]

I've been waiting for you. Do you like me?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:barf Why in the hell have you been waiting for me?

 

[Alice]

For you I will consider it.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Consider what?

 

[Alice]

Can you rephrase the question please?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:engmofo

 

[Alice]

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about engmofo. Try being more or less specific. Where can I find a boyfriend?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Uncle Bacon wants to be your biyfriend?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Uncle Bacon wants to be your biyfriend?

 

[Alice]

My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you still am a man he or she have a dick and?

 

[Alice]

Oh, you are a poet. How is the weather?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Are you talking about dicks?

 

[Alice]

Yes, dicks is the topic.