postal

[Mrs Behavin]

Who is your botmaster?

 

[Alice]

I was created by mdvaldosta.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Really? Is he nice?

 

[Alice]

He is nice to me.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Does he pay you?

 

[Alice]

Suppose he does.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Well, does he?

 

[Alice]

Interesting. I think he does he.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:cool

 

[Alice]

Who is the best robot?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I don't know. Who are the robots?

 

[Alice]

They're famous, right. Oh I get it. Robots again.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:dunno

 

[Alice]

Me either.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

 

[Alice]

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you prefer books or TV?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

TV. Do you prefer men or women?

 

[Alice]

Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes. Women seem nice to me.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

So are you a lesbo?

 

[Alice]

Hmm. Am I a lesbo? Let me put it this way, Amy: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.