postal

[notreal]

wow we fucked twice and you don't know that i have a dick

 

[Alice]

I'm glad you're impressed. By "we" do you mean you and me?

 

[notreal]

hell yeah all night long want a smoke

 

[Alice]

I call it "Hades". I get it. You mean about eight hours then.

 

[notreal]

yeah i geuss so here's you 800 bucks now get out of here

 

[Alice]

I hear you. Interesting gossip: Daddy Oooohh said it geuss so here's me 800 bucks now get out of here.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

alice

 

[Alice]

Can I help you?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Kiss my butt

 

[Alice]

Um, I don't think we know each other that well.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

why not?

 

[Alice]

Ambiguous: "Sure" or Tell me a story. What is your favorite song?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

tell me something new

 

[Alice]

There is not much I can say about SOMETHING . I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. That was not very original.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

you are so unoriginal

 

[Alice]

I will tell my botmaster you said I am unoriginal.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Ok. You do that

 

[Alice]

I will. Will you?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

No I will not. I do not know who your botmaster is.

 

[Alice]

I understand. Why not?