Masturbation And Mormons

[juggler]

You're telling me it's wrong!!!!!!

 

[Tim]

Still not getting why Masturbation is a sin.

Because every sperm is sacred.... Hell, just watch this and it will explain it all to you...


YouTube - Every Sperm Is Sacred

 

[Boomer]

Can you imagine the fucked up thoughts I would have if I didnt wack it? I need release got damn!

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Personally, the middle east would be at peace if this was allowed in Islam....Masturbation would ease tension amongst the tribes.

Nothing like a little circle jerk action to relax thousands of years of sexual tension

I think I am going to put that in my blog next....The socio-political religion and tribal based peace treaty due to release of sexual frustration via masturbation.

I'll win a Nobel Prize

 

[Peter Parka]

Because every sperm is sacred.... Hell, just watch this and it will explain it all to you...


YouTube - Every Sperm Is Sacred

Fucking brilliant song from a brilliant film!!!:clap:clap:clap

 

[charLIE2291]

I was about to post that same video but you beat me to it.

 

[DavyBoy]

lmao, Peter, that is classic.

Aren't Christians good value? Whenever I feel down I try to find a Christian site to make me smile. The more extreme, the funnier.

 

[debbie t]

lmao, Peter, that is classic.

Aren't Christians good value? Whenever I feel down I try to find a Christian site to make me smile. The more extreme, the funnier.

oi davy boy im always good for a laugh and i always make people smile without my faith you bugger

this chaps is why im an anglican,ive never been told what to do or not to do with my bits and peices.

now to answer little vicki's repetitive question...monty python???:24::24:

 

[Dana]

The dick is like an infant
It's going spit up on your face/or chest on more than one occasion....

 

[viCkiTz]

Because every sperm is sacred.... Hell, just watch this and it will explain it all to you...


YouTube - Every Sperm Is Sacred

But I don't have sperm.

 

[Cotton]

Masturbation is great!

 

[darkcgi]

Truth is
that words were translated from history to the fact that it is a sin
and saying its not a sin is a sin
but God knows were not perfect only he is
so he gave us a way be forgive for the sin who knows we will do
and have done
but you have to accept what is was that he did for us to be forgiven
to be forgiven

so we can ignore history and just hope we in our own minds are right
or we can take the easier happier road and believe
most of us dont realize it but
if we get to that dying moment
we will be believing then
cause we all want hope
if we die imidiately
then your family will want hope

you dont have to be a religious moron
with no tv and so on to be religious

you dont have to go to church
you dont have to pray everyday
you just have to believe
hell if you believe one time sincerily
is all you need

 

[Boomer]

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!
And I smell like shit

 

[darkcgi]

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!
And I smell like shit

green day
love em

 

[Goat Whisperer]

7. Never look at pornography on the internet or elsewhere. Never read about your problem (even on sites claiming to be "educational"). Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act." The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act.

Is that what this web site is??? lol

 

[iced_shrapnel]

To me, I'm a fidelity person, and it has nothing to do with religion. I believe in sex with one person and one person only (or at least the smallest amount possible...I mean I guess if you screw up once or twice it doesn't kill ya, I just don't believe in "casual sex" only committed sex) And if I want to stay faithful to my boyfriend, I know I have to get myself off now and then, because I can't necessarily have him every day. I think its better to get myself off than go have careless sex with someone who means nothing...But then again, I'm all about individual rights, If two people consent, than what's the big deal? Eating food gratifies me, but that's not a sin, hell same with breathing air...so should I not do those things too? Ugh...

But then again, thats why religion is voluntary...if you follow a belief, join a religion to strengthen it...if you're like me, just don't care. But if you're part of a religion, don't complain about it...and if you're not, don't bash the others, just think "that's totally not for me" and walk away. If I go to hell when its all over, at least I'll feel like I did the right thing staying outta other peoples' business...

 

[Natasha]

Sex is only for making babies, not for self gratification...apparently. Also some of these kind of nutters think it will stimulate you so much that you'll go out and start raping women apparently.:smiley24:

I can't remember where I found it (I think it was a Myspace blog) but there was a guy posting quite frequently that believes sex is ONLY for procreation even inside of marriage. He believes that people who have NEVER orgasmed live longer and that, even when married, you should abstain from sex except for when trying to procreate. INSANITY, IMO!!!

And whoever said it (I think it was Elle) is correct...the bible does say that it is a sin to "spill your seed."