Masturbation And Mormons

[viCkiTz]

Or masturbate with the lights on :dunno

I usally turn the lights off. XD

 

[Sparkey Duck]

Forgive my English ignorance, but shouldn't you be too busy bangin' your fifty Mormon wives to be knockin' one of to Sally Jesse?

 

[dt3]

Forgive my English ignorance, but shouldn't you be too busy bangin' your fifty Mormon wives to be knockin' one of to Sally Jesse?

:24: No shit! :willy_nilly:

Unless they all got headaches....

 

[gLing]

:24: No shit! :willy_nilly:

Unless they all got headaches....

They just remember what husband said 5 years ago at that party. No love for him!

 

[Cotton]

My best friend is Mormon, but she masturbates (and has sex with her husband) pretty regularly.

 

[viCkiTz]

I still don't get it.. How masturbation and sex is a sin.

 

[Cotton]

I still don't get it.. How masturbation and sex is a sin.

Because people are stupid.

 

[Peter Parka]

I still don't get it.. How masturbation and sex is a sin.

Sex is only for making babies, not for self gratification...apparently. Also some of these kind of nutters think it will stimulate you so much that you'll go out and start raping women apparently.:smiley24:

 

[TheOriginalJames]

If you find GREAT company, perhaps you could substitute your masturbation for honest-to-Teddy Ruxpin intercourse.

:24::24:

 

[Cotton]

Sex is only for making babies, not for self gratification...apparently. Also some of these kind of nutters think it will stimulate you so much that you'll go out and start raping women apparently.:smiley24:

It's not rape if they don't remember.

 

[debbie t]

It's not rape if they don't remember.

??????????? this is a funny thread ,made me laugh ,up until that point.
since theres no smiley i take its not a joke.

 

[Dana]

is this gonna be a mass-debate or a one on one thing?

haha :24:

 

[juggler]

It's not rape if they don't remember.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

 

[debbie t]

It's not rape if they don't remember.

just fucking disgusting

 

[All Else Failed]

Not a surprise coming from him lol.

 

[viCkiTz]

Still not getting why Masturbation is a sin.

 

[juggler]

Simply put, according to the bible (as I recall - it's been a while!!) it's counted as wasting gods gift of procreation! Literally tossing Gods gift away! Hence, it's a sin.

 

[debbie t]

Simply put, according to the bible (as I recall - it's been a while!!) it's counted as wasting gods gift of procreation! Literally tossing Gods gift away! Hence, it's a sin.

but only if youre a nutter too jim

 

[juggler]

No, there's a full list in the old testament as to why it's a sin, and what to do if it happens!!!

 

[debbie t]

i just imagine donny osmond in his youth in tightly tied jimjams now ...its wrong :unsure: