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Scumbag steve/ scumbag Smirnoff is fucking awesome LOL
was sooooooooooooooo awesome when i was in georgia
TenaciousDave
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[h=2]7 Kinds Of Sex[/h]
The 1st kind of sex is called .....
Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and have sex
until you're blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called ...
Kitchen Sex.
This is when you've been with your partner for a short time and you're so needy you'll have
Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called ...
Bedroom Sex.
This is when you've been with your partner a long time.
Your sex has become routine and only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called ...
Hallway Sex.
This is when you've been with your partner for too long.When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ...
'FOOK You!'
The 5th kind of sex is called ...
Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning,Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
(Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called ...
Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more.She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And. Last ... But not least ...
The 7th kind of sex is called ...
Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and have sex
until you're blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called ...
Kitchen Sex.
This is when you've been with your partner for a short time and you're so needy you'll have
Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called ...
Bedroom Sex.
This is when you've been with your partner a long time.
Your sex has become routine and only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called ...
Hallway Sex.
This is when you've been with your partner for too long.When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ...
'FOOK You!'
The 5th kind of sex is called ...
Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning,Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
(Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called ...
Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more.She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And. Last ... But not least ...
The 7th kind of sex is called ...
Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.
To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
__________________________________________
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy.
Nothing.
__________________________________________
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman.
That's when he realised he had made it home safely.
__________________________________________
My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to hoover the house.
Turns out she was a Slovak.
__________________________________________
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year".
Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then."
To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
__________________________________________
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy.
Nothing.
__________________________________________
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman.
That's when he realised he had made it home safely.
__________________________________________
My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to hoover the house.
Turns out she was a Slovak.
__________________________________________
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year".
Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then."
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