Jim was at the barbers and noticed a box of condoms on the shelf
and as he looked closer he saw they were olympic condoms
so being the gay abandoned fool he is... he bought a pack..[ps its gay as in happy..phew]
when he got home he put the box on the table ,his wife an astute observer asked "what are they" Jim smiled broadly "these my little honey lamb are olympic condoms" he opened the pack and displayed the three condoms...
a gold one
a silver one
and a bronze one
he smiled sweetly at his beloved and whispered "and if you play your cards right i might just try out the gold one tonite"
she looked at him over her bi-focals and replied
"i'd rather you would try the silver... it would be nice if you would come second for a change"
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