Kill the previous poster.

[moonshot]

A simple little game, how would you kill the previous poster? Nobody posted before me, but i'll pretend someone did.



I'd sew your asshole shut and keep feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you.


GO!

 

[drb]

i'd cut you open, fill you with flesh-eating beetles and staple you shut.

 

[memento_mori]

swirly until death

 

[Boomer]

I would tie you down to a work bench and take a sander to your flesh. Eating it raw, until it is red and slightly saturated in blood. I would then cover you in sea salt. Once that dissipates, I would cover you in gasoline and light you on fire.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

aww i thought this said kiss the previous poster.

hmm id make him listen to "This is the song that never ends" for the end of eternity! lambchop! lol

 

[moonshot]

I just got out of the shower. Now while youre distracted with that fact, i'm going to towel whip you until your skin is gone. then i will stab you with my ex girlfriends high heels that she sneakily left here.

 

[memento_mori]

i'd skin you alive, wear your skin as a suit. pretend to be you. your friends will like you more than they used to.

 

[moonshot]

I'd force feed you frozen Peeps until you went into a sugar coma and died.

 

[memento_mori]

i'd chop you into individual pieces, wrap you in christmas wrapping paper, and send you as gifts to everyone in your neighborhood.

 

[drb]

i'd give you a fiber-glass and lemon juice enema

 

[Boomer]

I would tape fish hooks to a broom stick. In nice rows, with the pointy ends pointing down. I would then shoot you in the belly with a 22 and ass rape you with the broom stick untill your intestines hung out yer ass like a blowed up cup of ramen noodles. Then I would throw fire ants all over your body and make mean jokes about how ridiculous you look.

 

[memento_mori]

in the study with the candlestick holder

 

[memento_mori]

starve you and feed you weight loss pills, forcing you to jump all over the room doing exercises to richard simmons until you die

 

[Boomer]

I would feed you rotten food for days.

 

[memento_mori]

i would feed you to pandas while playing mudvayne

 

[drb]

starve you and feed you weight loss pills, forcing you to jump all over the room doing exercises to richard simmons until you die

that's just cold, man

i would inject you with hepirin and paper-cut you everywhere

 

[memento_mori]

i would carve my initials on your uterus while you give the family dog a blow job. then throw you out the window i guess?

 

[moonshot]

*dies laughing*

 

[memento_mori]

i would boil you alive and put you into a nice soup or chili. use some pepper to enhance the flavor. then feed you to your parents.

 

[Darkstar]

You people are just....fuckin crazy.