Lets just get one thing straight.
The bimbo is from Marlboro NY, NOT New Jersey.
Crap, and people refer to Marlboro as "upstate". %$&*^ idiots.
If she births anything, through the alcohol, diet pills, adderall, tanning spray, and hot tub chemicals, it will be a cockroach.
She's from Chile
But don't tell her that, she's Italian.
If she births anything, through the alcohol, diet pills, adderall, tanning spray, and hot tub chemicals, it will be a cockroach.
Guy and girl were in a car making out in New York. Things getting hot and heavy and the girl screams, kiss me on my lips. He kisses her on her lips. She then starts screaming, kiss me on my breasts, so he kisses her on her breasts. Things are getting really hot and she screams, kiss me on my stomach, so of course he dose. Things are getting unbearable and she screams at the top of her lungs KISS ME WHERE IT SMELLS!! KISS ME WHERE IT SMELLS!!
so he drove her to Jersey.
Well, he could have driven her to Staten Island too.![]()
Yah but it will survive a nuclear attack...![]()
...and from the title i thought this was going to be a pro abortion thread :dunno
Nuclear attack, Snooki's vagina; to-may-toe, to-mah-to![]()
what if they are twins.. :ninja
Guy and girl were in a car making out in New York. Things getting hot and heavy and the girl screams, kiss me on my lips. He kisses her on her lips. She then starts screaming, kiss me on my breasts, so he kisses her on her breasts. Things are getting really hot and she screams, kiss me on my stomach, so of course he dose. Things are getting unbearable and she screams at the top of her lungs KISS ME WHERE IT SMELLS!! KISS ME WHERE IT SMELLS!!
so he drove her to Jersey.
Panacea said:Nuclear attack, Snooki's vagina; to-may-toe, to-mah-to![]()
Remind me to rep this when I get home.
Anyone who says Jersey smells has not been to the right parts of Jersey... and could quite possibly just be catching a scent from Philadelphia.
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