In Honor Of Snooki's Pregnancy...

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Joe the meek

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DSC_0586.jpgOk Joe, this is my understanding of things.

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New York state compromises around 55,000 square miles and has a total population around 19.5 million people. New York City covers around 465 square miles and has a population over 8 million. Look were NYC is at in relationship to the state.

What NYC says, goes when it comes to NY.

One reason why if New York City were to vanish into the Atlantic ocean, everyone but those money suckers in Albany would be dancing in the streets:D
 

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She's from Chile :p
But don't tell her that, she's Italian.

In the grand scheme of things, is it any different than in the 40's and 50's when white singers were covering black artists?

Pat Boone made a lot of money covering songs from minorities.

Snookie is just stealing a Jersey identity LOL
 

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The NY maps reminded me of this one of NJ that passed by my way a few weeks ago...

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Guy and girl were in a car making out in New York. Things getting hot and heavy and the girl screams, kiss me on my lips. He kisses her on her lips. She then starts screaming, kiss me on my breasts, so he kisses her on her breasts. Things are getting really hot and she screams, kiss me on my stomach, so of course he dose. Things are getting unbearable and she screams at the top of her lungs KISS ME WHERE IT SMELLS!! KISS ME WHERE IT SMELLS!!


so he drove her to Jersey.
 

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Guy and girl were in a car making out in New York. Things getting hot and heavy and the girl screams, kiss me on my lips. He kisses her on her lips. She then starts screaming, kiss me on my breasts, so he kisses her on her breasts. Things are getting really hot and she screams, kiss me on my stomach, so of course he dose. Things are getting unbearable and she screams at the top of her lungs KISS ME WHERE IT SMELLS!! KISS ME WHERE IT SMELLS!!


so he drove her to Jersey.

Well, he could have driven her to Staten Island too. ;)
 

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Well, he could have driven her to Staten Island too. ;)

Nah... you ask "what's the difference between a girl from Staten Island and a bowling ball? You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball"

Wait a minute, can't you say the same thing about Snookie? LOL
 

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Guy and girl were in a car making out in New York. Things getting hot and heavy and the girl screams, kiss me on my lips. He kisses her on her lips. She then starts screaming, kiss me on my breasts, so he kisses her on her breasts. Things are getting really hot and she screams, kiss me on my stomach, so of course he dose. Things are getting unbearable and she screams at the top of her lungs KISS ME WHERE IT SMELLS!! KISS ME WHERE IT SMELLS!!


so he drove her to Jersey.

Anyone who says Jersey smells has not been to the right parts of Jersey... and could quite possibly just be catching a scent from Philadelphia.
 

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Just got home from my Jersey Shore night at a friend's house. MTV has all these "Congrats, Snooki" promos now. Apparently they're doing a big TV interview w/ her about it next week before the finale.
 

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Anyone who says Jersey smells has not been to the right parts of Jersey... and could quite possibly just be catching a scent from Philadelphia.

Personally, you run the odds of catching a whiff anywhere in that tri state area.

Got to admit though, Camden and Newark do give Jersey the edge out of the three:D
 
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