how easy is it to get laid?

[groundpounder]

:humm:yes, you doopcorn2:

 

[VegasVixen]

What, you want more?

 

[Hans]

Getting laid is as easy as hving 100 dollars!
Jk of coure, sex is as frequent as you drive for it. If you go out to the bar and lower your standards, you could get laid on a pretty consistant basis. That isnt for everyone, such as myself ^_^

 

[Obdurate]

For me now? Well it's easy now cuz of the gf.

But for me before her? HAHAHAHA, how ridiculous, I got pussy like a gay guy!

 

[Natasha]

I agree with........................





GP!!!

 

[Peter Parka]

Easy--very easy--for Mulder! :cool

I've heard more convincing statements from Comical Ali! :24:

 

[Peter Parka]

If you don't believe me--just ask your wife!!! :24:

She says your dick was limp, she needed tweezers, you couldnt get it up and she wouldnt suck anything with a growth on it anyway :24:

 

[Zorak]

I get laid eventually, just takes me a while to convince whatever woman that I;m not a complete bastard.

 

[Natasha]

She says your dick was limp, she needed tweezers, you couldnt get it up and she wouldnt suck anything with a growth on it anyway :24:

LOL, Peter!!! I would rep you, but the Rep Nazis say I can't. Too funny.

I get laid eventually, just takes me a while to convince whatever woman that I;m not a complete bastard.

What was that pick up line that was said in the other thread??? "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you???" LOL

 

[groundpounder]

I agree with........................





GP!!!

ATTA GIRL!!!!!! :thumbup

 

[Zorak]

What was that pick up line that was said in the other thread??? "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you???" LOL

I never actually used that one

Don't need to since rohypnol


edit: i don;t know if anyone might get offended by that. but fuck off if you do, believe it or not date rape is not one of my hobbies

 

[Dana]

i dunno... i havent been laid in over a year.

 

[skyblue]

dress right,act right and smell right........no probs

 

[groundpounder]

dress right,act right and smell right........no probs

that's my point. We have to do a lot of things right. A woman has to show up. She doesn't even need to be spring fresh out of the shower - if she's down for some action, she'll find a willing partner, clean or not.

 

[Zorak]

Yeah woman just open their legs

we have to form an orderly queue....... :O

 

[groundpounder]

Yeah woman just open their legs

I don't know as though I'd put it THAT way :unsure: but you send a woman and a man out on the same night to troll for tail, with the same relative good looks (or lack thereof), same relative manners (or lack thereof), same relative hygiene practices (or lack thereof) etc.
and the woman's going to have an easier go of it 10 times out of 10 :nod:

 

[Dana]

Peoples perception of dressing "right" is different. I could be dressed in a button down shirt skin tight jeans and smell like the mother fuckin man and the dude next to me could be in ratty jeans and a tucked in Dale Ernhardt T-Shirt and get that poon.

 

[Peter Parka]

Peoples perception of dressing "right" is different. I could be dressed in a button down shirt skin tight jeans and smell like the mother fuckin man and the dude next to me could be in ratty jeans and a tucked in Dale Ernhardt T-Shirt and get that poon.

So how many shags has your dress sense got you? Just interested is all.

 

[VegasVixen]

that's my point. We have to do a lot of things right. A woman has to show up. She doesn't even need to be spring fresh out of the shower - if she's down for some action, she'll find a willing partner, clean or not.

Well fellas if that is oh so true, what does that say about you? Maybe you should up the standards a little...hmmmm....just maybe? :unsure:

 

[HANUMAN]

Very.