Have A Sit On Santa Guyzerr's Knee....

What the hell is it with plane tickets this year? Can't you just keep it simple and axe for normal shit like an electric frying pan or something. Geez...............
Screw the electric frying pan. I have a George Foreman grill. :D I've been a nau ummmmmmmmmm I mean good girl this year so how about a webcam for my daughter so I can at least see my grandson? Please????
 
Santa Guyzerr, can I have a full frame camera from the Canon range
Um......... I don't know how to break this to you but no you can't. I've heard you've not been a good boy this year and because of that you are on the " not gettin' nothin' list ". If you are nice in the next year it's shouldn't be a problem so just remember to always be a good boy ok Tuffy.
 
Screw the electric frying pan. I have a George Foreman grill. :D I've been a nau ummmmmmmmmm I mean good girl this year so how about a webcam for my daughter so I can at least see my grandson? Please????
Geez... you're askin' for a miracle. Normally I only give people one kick at the can but considering you used the kid as a tool to get what you want I'll bend ... but just this once and only because I like kids.

Look under your bloody tree on Christmas morning.
 
Peace!
I'm not going to ask to much of it although that would be nice, but at least peace where ever I'm at during Christmas.
Oh yeah and hot chic.

I can do the peace thing but I'm not a pimp so the hot chic is outa the question. Can you imagine what the stupid kids would think if I got caught with a pile of hookers in the sleigh? Sheesh.............
 
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