Have A Sit On Santa Guyzerr's Knee....

Cammp Poo.... I just got off the line with HRH Toof Fairy. She said she tried planting teef seeds in your mouth. She mentioned something about you not liking foreign objects in your mouth. It was hard to understand her cuz there was a lot of static but I did get that part. Then the line went dead.
 
jassilem said:
If you have room in your sleigh at that point for my all belongs.. then maybe... :willy_nilly:
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It's my last shedualed stop so that's not an issue. The issue is will there be enough snow left. My sleigh doesn't have any wheels, just runners and if there isn't enough snow then only one can ride it. Kinda sounds like your shit outa luck. Maybe next year if you book early enough I'd make it my first stop.
 
Guyzerr said:
Silver is much to heavy for me to haul around. I suggest you do the bead thing. That's right up your alley.
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how would you know what's up my alley?

there aren't even alleys where i live.
i work in precious metal and stone for low end customers.

i got squeezed out of gold when it went over 300/oz. i'm about to get squeezed out of silver. maybe i'll be dead by the time copper becomes too expensive for poor people to own.
 
Guyzerr said:
How many times have to told us you're just an old hippie? Beads... hippie...beads...hippie...beads...hippie
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i'm actually a beatnik, everybody just calls me hippie because they though the beatniks all died off.

beads? i wholesale those. i don't string them. can't make it worth my time. as it is, i have to crank as many as 20 pieces an hour to be able to sell them and make money.

i make jewelry and sorry if i'm a little snippy about it right now, but rumor says a rothschild-rockefeller group has been holding silver down against a rising gold and platinum for several years and they're starting to let it rise now.

it's doubled in the past eight weeks and if it doubles again before i can lay in 100 ounces or more, i'm out of business. my customers won't be able to afford the price.
 
Guyzerr said:
Cammp Poo.... I just got off the line with HRH Toof Fairy. She said she tried planting teef seeds in your mouth. She mentioned something about you not liking foreign objects in your mouth. It was hard to understand her cuz there was a lot of static but I did get that part. Then the line went dead.
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The one time I swallow and its the friggin tooth seeds....does that mean I have toothy pegs growin in me tum tum now?
 
Guyzerr said:
Cammp Poo.... I just got off the line with HRH Toof Fairy. She said she tried planting teef seeds in your mouth. She mentioned something about you not liking foreign objects in your mouth. It was hard to understand her cuz there was a lot of static but I did get that part. Then the line went dead.
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cam elle toe said:
The one time I swallow and its the friggin tooth seeds....does that mean I have toothy pegs growin in me tum tum now?
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Cammy, I was going to let Guyzerr do his job but I can see he is having issues, so being the good friend I am, I will help him with this one..

I have an in with the tooth ferry.. He lives in my neighbourhood, as Guyzerr will probably attest too.. :)

You must stop bashing HIS teeth in while he tries to help you and accept his "therapy" to get your teeth back.. Now let this tooth ferry help you...


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TommyTooter said:
i'm actually a beatnik, everybody just calls me hippie because they though the beatniks all died off.

beads? i wholesale those. i don't string them. can't make it worth my time. as it is, i have to crank as many as 20 pieces an hour to be able to sell them and make money.

i make jewelry and sorry if i'm a little snippy about it right now, but rumor says a rothschild-rockefeller group has been holding silver down against a rising gold and platinum for several years and they're starting to let it rise now.

it's doubled in the past eight weeks and if it doubles again before i can lay in 100 ounces or more, i'm out of business. my customers won't be able to afford the price.
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Enough with the silver already. I already told you it's to heavy for my sleigh.
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cam elle toe said:
The one time I swallow and its the friggin tooth seeds....does that mean I have toothy pegs growin in me tum tum now?
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From the sounds of it you have a few rugrats kickin' around so somefin happened with those toof seeds. :D

Anywhoo... I just got finished Skyping with the Toof Fairy and told her you seem to be a bit calmer today. She wishes you a Merry Christmas.
 
darkangel said:
Mr Santa Guyz I would really like a round trip plane ticket to Tucson, AZ so I can see my daughter and hold my grandson for the first time.
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What the hell is it with plane tickets this year? Can't you just keep it simple and axe for normal shit like an electric frying pan or something. Geez...............
 
Francis said:
Cammy, I was going to let Guyzerr do his job but I can see he is having issues, so being the good friend I am, I will help him with this one..

I have an in with the tooth ferry.. He lives in my neighbourhood, as Guyzerr will probably attest too.. :)

You must stop bashing HIS teeth in while he tries to help you and accept his "therapy" to get your teeth back.. Now let this tooth ferry help you...
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I hate to break the news to you Francis but the Toof Fairy is a female.... and she's fucking hawt. The one you know is a knockoff. That bastard has been trying every trick in the book to be able to join the union but we keep bustin' his ass. Damn scabs........
 
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