Have A Sit On Santa Guyzerr's Knee....

ffs Cammy Poo I'm Santa not the fuckin' tooth fairy.


I dont want money...I want teef....I thought you and the tooth fairy were on a first name basis...

Your just a name dropper Santa...I suppose you'll tell me now that you don't REALLY know the easter bunny either
 
I dont want money...I want teef....I thought you and the tooth fairy were on a first name basis...

Your just a name dropper Santa...I suppose you'll tell me now that you don't REALLY know the easter bunny either
Name dropper ! I never mentioned no names except for mine and considering you're raising a stink about some bastard bunny the never existed please call me Mr. Santa Guyzerr from now on.

*** next thing she'll axe for would be a ride in Cinderellas stupid carriage ***
 
Name dropper ! I never mentioned no names except for mine and considering you're raising a stink about some bastard bunny the never existed please call me Mr. Santa Guyzerr from now on.

*** next thing she'll axe for would be a ride in Cinderellas stupid carriage ***


no....* climbs down from cranky Mr Santa guyzerrs knee*

I dont want anything now...I thought a measly 2 teeth was MUCH less greedy than ponies and tokenz and the like....and I thought since YOU mentioned the Tooth fairy FIRST, she might give you a couple of the million she has for me...but forget I "axed":p
 
no....* climbs down from cranky Mr Santa guyzerrs knee*

I dont want anything now...I thought a measly 2 teeth was MUCH less greedy than ponies and tokenz and the like....and I thought since YOU mentioned the Tooth fairy FIRST, she might give you a couple of the million she has for me...but forget I "axed":p
ffs Cammy Poo you mentioned the stinkin' tooth fairy by axeing for teef. Santa don't do teef. Teef is reserved for the unionized Toof Fairy. It's no different if you would axe The Toof Fairy for Christmas gifts. It just can't be done.
 
all I want for Christmas is me 2 front teef.;)


Heres my original wish...where does it mention the tooth fairy...who, by the way brings MONEY for YOUR teeth....not the actual teeth.

I still want my fucking front teeth santa....and if you DONT....I will tell everyone you;re NOT real.:fing27


(its posts like these that LOST em for me in the first place):24:;)
 
Heres my original wish...where does it mention the tooth fairy...who, by the way brings MONEY for YOUR teeth....not the actual teeth.

I still want my fucking front teeth santa....and if you DONT....I will tell everyone you;re NOT real.:fing27


(its posts like these that LOST em for me in the first place):24:;)

Cammy Poo you are sorta correct. I'm not supposed to tell you this but in order to make you quit nagging me I feel I must. Just don't tell anyone else ok. Yes the Tooth Fairy leaves money under your pillow but she also plants teef seeds in your mouth. If you need one toof she plants one seed... if you need two teef she plants two seeds and so on. If she didn't plant the teef seeds your teef wouldn't grow back and you you would be pressed to get store bought teef.

Edit: Just axeing for teef is in itself an automatic default to the Toof Fairy dept.
 
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............. and tell me what you want for Christmas.
ho-ho-ho santa guyzerr dude, i could sure use 100 ounces of silver before the price goes much higher. 1000 would be good if it hits 50.

any more and i'm going to need to start working in glass beads and tigertail.
 
ho-ho-ho santa guyzerr dude, i could sure use 100 ounces of silver before the price goes much higher. 1000 would be good if it hits 50.

any more and i'm going to need to start working in glass beads and tigertail.

Silver is much to heavy for me to haul around. I suggest you do the bead thing. That's right up your alley.
 
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