Guys vs Girls, the insult thread...

[Francis]

Women will never be equal to men

Thanks :tooth

 

[Keight]

Men are like..... Snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

 

[Natasha]

Men are like..... Snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

...and you're usually disappointed.

 

[NuckingFuts]

What is the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?Einstein's cock!

 

[CityGirl]

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?

When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

 

[Keight]

Men are like Blenders… You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

 

[cam elle toe]

men are dickheads.

Oh....are we meant to be telling jokes?.......sorry

 

[porterjack]

Wedding cakes serve a few purposes one of which is to keep the flies off the bride

 

[CityGirl]

Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?




A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

 

[BadBoy]

A wife of 40 should be like money. You should be able to change her for two 20s.