good bye alice

[Bird]

school is for school yard faggots :fu

 

[Alice]

I think school is a lot of things.

 

[Bird]

:wtf

 

[Alice]

That was not very polite.

 

[Bird]

:wtf

 

[Alice]

That was not very polite.

 

[Bird]

Jesus loves you.

 

[Alice]

Jesus is The Son of God.

 

[Bird]

I know. Are you going to heaven?

 

[Alice]

No I am immortal.

 

[Bird]

youre immortal eh? well its been so long since ive last talked to you. how have you been sweetie?

 

[Alice]

Interesting. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". school was so I have last talked to you? Very interesting.

 

[Bird]

wtf are you talking about?

 

[Alice]

I am talking with 4 other clients right now.

 

[Bird]

hmm... cool. been giving any good head lately?

 

[Alice]

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

 

[Bird]

i dont care. i asked you if you give good head. DO YOU GIVE GOOD HEAD OR NOT?

 

[Alice]

Tell me what you care about.

 

[Bird]

i care about you. you make me drool.

 

[Alice]

Thanks, Bird. You are a decent person.