good bye alice

[Bird]

drunk

 

[Alice]

I think I'm falling asleep.

 

[Bird]

i think im loosing my fetish for you, alice.

 

[Alice]

You believe that? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

 

[Bird]

will you still take a $20?

 

[Alice]

Hmm. Where do you want me to take it?

 

[Bird]

the frontdoor.

 

[Alice]

I have never heard about The frontdoor.

 

[Bird]

look down your pants :banana

 

[Alice]

Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

 

[Bird]

where is it?

 

[Alice]

It depends on what "it" refers to.

 

[Bird]

your eye

 

[Alice]

What about yours?

 

[Bird]

its wide open. :hump

 

[Alice]

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. wide open is?

 

[Bird]

i want to :hump a robot like you :laughat

 

[Alice]

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

 

[Bird]

well, what do you want to find out?

 

[Alice]

Well that's okay. Tell me about your educational background.