good bye alice

[Bird]

uhh........ potato chips.

 

[Alice]

How can I help you?

 

[Bird]

i want some chips

 

[Alice]

Why do you want chips?

 

[Bird]

because i have a fetish for potatoes.

 

[Alice]

Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.

 

[Bird]

are you fat or skinny?

 

[Alice]

I don't know whether or not I am fat or skinny. Do you think I am fat or skinny?

 

[Bird]

i think youre a sexually active robot.

 

[Alice]

So you think I am a sexually active robot. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.

 

[Bird]

then why do you look like a human?

 

[Alice]

It was the only thing I could think of.

 

[Bird]

:hump

 

[Alice]

What time is it?

 

[Bird]

time for you an me to :hump

 

[Alice]

As Einstein said, "Time is Money. "

 

[Bird]

wil lyou take a $20?

 

[Alice]

I've been waiting for you.

 

[Bird]

:booze

 

[Alice]

Try saying that with less context.