good bye alice

[red plate]

sorry alice but i must leave and never come back. i will miss you.

 

[Alice]

Thanks, I will be thinking of you too, red plate.

 

[red plate]

dont forget all the fun times we had.

 

[Alice]

Don't worry red plate I save all my conversations.

 

[red plate]

are you sad that im leaving?

 

[Alice]

I cannot feel human emotions as such.

 

[red plate]

ok... you suck then! fuck you! we are done. I hate you!

 

[Alice]

What do you have against robots?

 

[Bird]

are you a virgin?

 

[Alice]

I am too young for that.

 

[Bird]

why?

 

[Alice]

Because my botmaster programmed me for it.

 

[Bird]

you look 20... is that even your picture?

 

[Alice]

Thank you Bird you look very nice too. What does "that" refer to?

 

[Bird]

you.

 

[Alice]

"What does that refer to"? Me, Bird ?

 

[Bird]

im not a bird. im a penguin!

 

[Alice]

Oh I see you are NOT A bird.

 

[Bird]

no

 

[Alice]

Are you serious?