I have got to be the worst person in the kitchen...my cooking prowress ends at hamburger helper....i'm experienced behind a barbeque...but i don't have one anymore since the ex decided to steal that...so as for cooking...i'm up for any and all recipes you think are your favorite to make and eat. Now remember i'm a total idiot in the kitchen so you'll have to kinda assume the worst when trying to explain how to make it to me.
For All You Cooks
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Step one: Get in your vehicle.
Step two: Drive to a steakhouse.
Step three: Eat a good meal.
Step four: Excuse yourself to the bathroom and skip out without paying.
Step five: Go home and tell yourself that you cooked a fine meal.
Step six: Tell Sim to give you her recipes, as she actually can cook and is just messing with you right now.
*winks*
Sim
Step two: Drive to a steakhouse.
Step three: Eat a good meal.
Step four: Excuse yourself to the bathroom and skip out without paying.
Step five: Go home and tell yourself that you cooked a fine meal.
Step six: Tell Sim to give you her recipes, as she actually can cook and is just messing with you right now.
*winks*
Sim
ok heres the best food you will evar eat:
step 1: go to the store
step 2: grab a cart
step 3: pushing the cart, go to the meat section
step 4: grab some steak
step 5: push the cart to the spices section
step 6: grab some of the worsshitchiare sauce ( yes, i cant spell it, get used to it
)
step 7: push the cart down the aisle some more until you get to the garlic salt
step 8: put it in the cart
step 9: push the cart to the veggie section
step 10: put stuff in that will make a good salad
step 11: put a potato in the cart as well
step 12: go to the wine section, and pick up some good red wine
step 13: put it in your cart
step 14: push the cart to the checkout aisle
step 15: yell " sale on whatever you want " so you can pay for the food faster
step 16: pay for your items, and put them back in the cart
step 17: push the cart to your vehicle
step 18: pull out keys
step 19: open trunk by putting keys into the slot, and turning ( if the current key doesnt go in the slot, or it doesnt turn, its the wrong key )
step 20: place groceries inside trunk, but dont put the wine in the trunk
step 21: close the trunk
step 22: look around for a cart return area
step 23: upon finding one, push cart to that area
step 24: grab anything left in the cart that you have purchased ( should be the wine )
step 25: return to your vehicle
step 26: open the driver's door
step 27: crunch and get in
step 28: place red wine bottle on its side in the passenger's seat
step 29: close driver's door
step 30: return home, following the procedures found in your driver's manual on how to start up, drive, and turn off your vehicles
step 31: get the wine inside the house and in the fridge
step 32: get the remaining groceries inside the house
step 33: take a fiver
step 34: prepare steak by smothering it in the worschisire sauce ( yeah, i know, i cant spell )
step 35: sprinkle some garlic salt on the steak
step 36: wrap it up, and put in fridge
step 37: rinse potato, and other veggies obtained at store
step 38: put away potato
step 39: prepare salad as to what kind of salad you were thinking of when purchasing the salad items at the store, and store it in fridge
step 40: fire up that grille
step 41: after the coal is finished flaring, unwrap the steak from the fridge
step 42: put steak on grille
step 43: prepare potato as you wish
step 44: flip steak
step 45: get salad out of fridge
step 46: put salad on plate, along with potato
step 47: remove steak from grille, and put on plate
step 48: get wine glass or cup, and fill with wine
step 49: put away anything used to prepare food, including grille
step 50: enjoy a nice dinner
step 1: go to the store
step 2: grab a cart
step 3: pushing the cart, go to the meat section
step 4: grab some steak
step 5: push the cart to the spices section
step 6: grab some of the worsshitchiare sauce ( yes, i cant spell it, get used to it
)step 7: push the cart down the aisle some more until you get to the garlic salt
step 8: put it in the cart
step 9: push the cart to the veggie section
step 10: put stuff in that will make a good salad
step 11: put a potato in the cart as well
step 12: go to the wine section, and pick up some good red wine
step 13: put it in your cart
step 14: push the cart to the checkout aisle
step 15: yell " sale on whatever you want " so you can pay for the food faster
step 16: pay for your items, and put them back in the cart
step 17: push the cart to your vehicle
step 18: pull out keys
step 19: open trunk by putting keys into the slot, and turning ( if the current key doesnt go in the slot, or it doesnt turn, its the wrong key
)step 20: place groceries inside trunk, but dont put the wine in the trunk
step 21: close the trunk
step 22: look around for a cart return area
step 23: upon finding one, push cart to that area
step 24: grab anything left in the cart that you have purchased ( should be the wine )
step 25: return to your vehicle
step 26: open the driver's door
step 27: crunch and get in
step 28: place red wine bottle on its side in the passenger's seat
step 29: close driver's door
step 30: return home, following the procedures found in your driver's manual on how to start up, drive, and turn off your vehicles
step 31: get the wine inside the house and in the fridge
step 32: get the remaining groceries inside the house
step 33: take a fiver
step 34: prepare steak by smothering it in the worschisire sauce ( yeah, i know, i cant spell
)step 35: sprinkle some garlic salt on the steak
step 36: wrap it up, and put in fridge
step 37: rinse potato, and other veggies obtained at store
step 38: put away potato
step 39: prepare salad as to what kind of salad you were thinking of when purchasing the salad items at the store, and store it in fridge
step 40: fire up that grille
step 41: after the coal is finished flaring, unwrap the steak from the fridge
step 42: put steak on grille
step 43: prepare potato as you wish
step 44: flip steak
step 45: get salad out of fridge
step 46: put salad on plate, along with potato
step 47: remove steak from grille, and put on plate
step 48: get wine glass or cup, and fill with wine
step 49: put away anything used to prepare food, including grille
step 50: enjoy a nice dinner
Re: RE: For All You Cooks
k i'm telling you now
and lemon...i'm going to have to print that "recipe" out...lol...thanks for the details haha
bad thing is...my barbeque is MIA since the ex has it...i have a foreman grill...but that think burns the shit out of the outside to fast....
Sim said:
k i'm telling you now
and lemon...i'm going to have to print that "recipe" out...lol...thanks for the details haha
bad thing is...my barbeque is MIA since the ex has it...i have a foreman grill...but that think burns the shit out of the outside to fast....
TheOriginalJames
Well-Known Member
Re: RE: For All You Cooks
LMAO
Do you like your steaks medium rare? I see you only flip it once.
ugh... you like drinking blood, don't you? Vampire_Lemon
lemon said:ok heres the best food you will evar eat:
step 1: go to the store
step 2: grab a cart
step 3: pushing the cart, go to the meat section
step 4: grab some steak
step 5: push the cart to the spices section
step 6: grab some of the worsshitchiare sauce ( yes, i cant spell it, get used to it
step 7: push the cart down the aisle some more until you get to the garlic salt
step 8: put it in the cart
step 9: push the cart to the veggie section
step 10: put stuff in that will make a good salad
step 11: put a potato in the cart as well
step 12: go to the wine section, and pick up some good red wine
step 13: put it in your cart
step 14: push the cart to the checkout aisle
step 15: yell " sale on whatever you want " so you can pay for the food faster
step 16: pay for your items, and put them back in the cart
step 17: push the cart to your vehicle
step 18: pull out keys
step 19: open trunk by putting keys into the slot, and turning ( if the current key doesnt go in the slot, or it doesnt turn, its the wrong key
step 20: place groceries inside trunk, but dont put the wine in the trunk
step 21: close the trunk
step 22: look around for a cart return area
step 23: upon finding one, push cart to that area
step 24: grab anything left in the cart that you have purchased ( should be the wine )
step 25: return to your vehicle
step 26: open the driver's door
step 27: crunch and get in
step 28: place red wine bottle on its side in the passenger's seat
step 29: close driver's door
step 30: return home, following the procedures found in your driver's manual on how to start up, drive, and turn off your vehicles
step 31: get the wine inside the house and in the fridge
step 32: get the remaining groceries inside the house
step 33: take a fiver
step 34: prepare steak by smothering it in the worschisire sauce ( yeah, i know, i cant spell
step 35: sprinkle some garlic salt on the steak
step 36: wrap it up, and put in fridge
step 37: rinse potato, and other veggies obtained at store
step 38: put away potato
step 39: prepare salad as to what kind of salad you were thinking of when purchasing the salad items at the store, and store it in fridge
step 40: fire up that grille
step 41: after the coal is finished flaring, unwrap the steak from the fridge
step 42: put steak on grille
step 43: prepare potato as you wish
step 44: flip steak
step 45: get salad out of fridge
step 46: put salad on plate, along with potato
step 47: remove steak from grille, and put on plate
step 48: get wine glass or cup, and fill with wine
step 49: put away anything used to prepare food, including grille
step 50: enjoy a nice dinner
LMAO
Do you like your steaks medium rare? I see you only flip it once.
ugh... you like drinking blood, don't you? Vampire_Lemon
UncleBacon
OTz original V.I.P
ol unclebacon is a damn good cook
buy a crock pot put in your favorite meet some stood tomatoes onions and what ever els you like start it before work and when you get home make some noodles or boil some potatoes and your good to go. and Bacon learned from the best . :funnah
and Bacon learned from the best . :funnah
horseshoeing
Active Member
Goto a bar and pick up a chick to cook for you.
K
Kungfu
Guest
I got alot of recipes, quick and longer ones as far as time goes...let me know if you want some
Re: RE: For All You Cooks
hells jea :rock
2000Si said:lemon said:ok heres the best food you will evar eat:
step 1: go to the store
step 2: grab a cart
step 3: pushing the cart, go to the meat section
step 4: grab some steak
step 5: push the cart to the spices section
step 6: grab some of the worsshitchiare sauce ( yes, i cant spell it, get used to it
step 7: push the cart down the aisle some more until you get to the garlic salt
step 8: put it in the cart
step 9: push the cart to the veggie section
step 10: put stuff in that will make a good salad
step 11: put a potato in the cart as well
step 12: go to the wine section, and pick up some good red wine
step 13: put it in your cart
step 14: push the cart to the checkout aisle
step 15: yell " sale on whatever you want " so you can pay for the food faster
step 16: pay for your items, and put them back in the cart
step 17: push the cart to your vehicle
step 18: pull out keys
step 19: open trunk by putting keys into the slot, and turning ( if the current key doesnt go in the slot, or it doesnt turn, its the wrong key
step 20: place groceries inside trunk, but dont put the wine in the trunk
step 21: close the trunk
step 22: look around for a cart return area
step 23: upon finding one, push cart to that area
step 24: grab anything left in the cart that you have purchased ( should be the wine )
step 25: return to your vehicle
step 26: open the driver's door
step 27: crunch and get in
step 28: place red wine bottle on its side in the passenger's seat
step 29: close driver's door
step 30: return home, following the procedures found in your driver's manual on how to start up, drive, and turn off your vehicles
step 31: get the wine inside the house and in the fridge
step 32: get the remaining groceries inside the house
step 33: take a fiver
step 34: prepare steak by smothering it in the worschisire sauce ( yeah, i know, i cant spell
step 35: sprinkle some garlic salt on the steak
step 36: wrap it up, and put in fridge
step 37: rinse potato, and other veggies obtained at store
step 38: put away potato
step 39: prepare salad as to what kind of salad you were thinking of when purchasing the salad items at the store, and store it in fridge
step 40: fire up that grille
step 41: after the coal is finished flaring, unwrap the steak from the fridge
step 42: put steak on grille
step 43: prepare potato as you wish
step 44: flip steak
step 45: get salad out of fridge
step 46: put salad on plate, along with potato
step 47: remove steak from grille, and put on plate
step 48: get wine glass or cup, and fill with wine
step 49: put away anything used to prepare food, including grille
step 50: enjoy a nice dinner
LMAO
Do you like your steaks medium rare? I see you only flip it once.
ugh... you like drinking blood, don't you? Vampire_Lemon
hells jea :rock
horseshoeing
Active Member
OVEN COOKED SMOTHERED STEAK
2 lbs. round steak
1 c. flour
1 onion, sliced
1 c. cooking oil
1 can cream of mushroom soup
Seasoning salt, salt, and pepper to taste
Cut steak into serving pieces. Coat with flour, seasoning salt, and black pepper. Brown on both sides. Place in baking dish, pouring mushroom soup on top, then top with sliced onions. Drain excess oil from skillet in which steak was browned. Make roux with flour and seasoning salt; brown. Add water; do not boil. Pour over steak and cover with foil. Cook in 400 degree oven for 1 hour
2 lbs. round steak
1 c. flour
1 onion, sliced
1 c. cooking oil
1 can cream of mushroom soup
Seasoning salt, salt, and pepper to taste
Cut steak into serving pieces. Coat with flour, seasoning salt, and black pepper. Brown on both sides. Place in baking dish, pouring mushroom soup on top, then top with sliced onions. Drain excess oil from skillet in which steak was browned. Make roux with flour and seasoning salt; brown. Add water; do not boil. Pour over steak and cover with foil. Cook in 400 degree oven for 1 hour
RedStangGT2000
Active Member
Re: RE: For All You Cooks
Dont work and cant cookwned
kplays_kitty said:
Dont work and cant cook
wned
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