Drunk stories

[Jersey]

When my ex and I were still a kinda new couple, he brought me to a party and there was a table set up for flip cups. Well, although I was under age, I was kinda a pro at this. Sooooo we set it up, and run out of beer. The show must go on. "Fill 'em up with Tequila!!" I say. Uh huh... right... Fast forward to the ride home. Obviously, boyfriend is driving me back to my dorm and I start getting hot flashes. I'm sweating and I have that icky feeling right before the puke comes. We are soooooo close to the dorm, so I just try to pretend it's not so bad. Of course, we get stuck at a red light and I can't wait anymore. I try to open the door nonchalantly, but it's locked, so I go fo the window but it's not going down. I smack him and point (because now it's TOO LATE and I can't talk!) but he wasn't quick enough. I threw up all over his brand spanking new mustang

Surprised he still loved me after that move!

 

[triglad]

I can't think of any good storys at the moment, they will come back to me.

HOwever recently i keep goin missing when i'm drunk, for example just the other day i said to my mate, "i'll be back in a minute" came back an hour later and i have no idea where i went. before that i walked some friends of mine home, and the walk between their house and mine is about 15 minutes when drunk, half hour if you stop for a kebab. It took me an hour and a half, and i got a takeaway from somewhere even tho i don't remeber been in a takeaway shop!! how mad is that!!

 

[pinkporridge]

my m8 got really drunk and hugged a car... cos it was sexy.. obviously..

 

[pinkporridge]

... i fell over a wall cos i was laughing to hard at her hugging the sexy car...

 

[Natasha]

Oh yeah...I fell OUT of a pool once. An above ground pool at that. I was trying to get out by climbing over the side and was doing pretty good...then next thing I know I was flat on my back looking at the stars and laughing my ass off. LOL

 

[Jersey]

After happy hour in the city, I went to take the train home. Well, I was quite tipsy and on the phone while I boarded the subway.

Right, so I took the express train to Harlem.....alone 'Twas one of the most frightening experiences of my life!

 

[wednesday]

The only really stupid drunk story i have was when i went out in a dress (normally i go commando with trousers)...and 4got i had knickers on...
Went to the loo , squats and pees on my 4gotten knickers....yer. My names wedz..and im a freak

 

[Jersey]

HAHHAHAHAHA Trina, I actually LOL'd!!!

 

[wednesday]

HAHHAHAHAHA Trina, I actually LOL'd!!!

i bloody didnt:24::24: Peed my pants:thumbdown

 

[skyblue]

quality trina

 

[Keight]

- Ive hit a woman
- Ive hit a man
- Ive danced on a pool table
- Ive Walked 20 km's without realising it lol
- I slept with a celebrity LOL Ahem

Ive more but im leaving it at that

 

[Natasha]

HAHHAHAHAHA Trina, I actually LOL'd!!!

I'm w/ homo...that was GREAT!!!

 

[pinkporridge]

you go comando?.. what do u do if ur trousers rip.. or when u bend down n get a builders.. instead of just flashin ur washin

 

[wednesday]

you go comando?.. what do u do if ur trousers rip.. or when u bend down n get a builders.. instead of just flashin ur washin

:24: LOL...if my trousers rip...then you get a very embarassed wedz...as 4 builders, never ever happened yet...i got a simon cowell trouser thang going on:24:

 

[pinkporridge]

pmsl.. well thats good to know.. hope ur trousers stay in 1 piece for ya

 

[Natasha]

What's a builder???

 

[wednesday]

builders cleavage...<<butt hair city

 

[Anie]

-Fell on her ass several times
-pretended to be a cat crawling when I was on the floor
-went riding on a quad (ATV)
-woke up with my friend beside me (girl)
-danced on table
-played basketball
-did puppet show
-Keyboard playing
-woke up not knowing where the heck I was.

 

[pinkporridge]

What's a builder???

builders bum... cos there ass always hangs out when they bend down... its int he rules of being a builder.. u gota be fat hair smelly and swaety.. and have ur big old ass crack hanging out there for the world to see

 

[Dean vonIsrael]

Damn the forum fills up so fast I can't keep track... surprised to see the thread still in the 1st page. Anyway turns out I got pretty fucking close to sexual harrassment... of a girl I know. Anyway, stay the hell out of that Jameson scotch shit - fucking cursed!!

I think I literally deserve a medal for being able to walk home, since I cannot remember walking there.