Oh, apparently while playing Circle of Death one night somehow shirts came off...and then I passed out and when I woke up I kept walking around and people were asking me where my shirt was and I was like "I don't have it on???" LOL
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We were out at the bar and is started snowing/icing. It ended up as a state of emergency and the bars had to close early. We had to wait for a cab because there were no cars allowed on the road other than emergency/livery vehicles. Anyways, I was walking around trying to keep warm and I tripped over the smallest tree stump ever and I tried to save myself from falling (nearly impossible in 3 inch stilettos). I slid on the ice and flailed around for what felt like 5 minutes (probably closer to 5 seconds) and BOOM!! I fell on my ass hard. I was laughing so hard I couldnt get up and I swore I broke my ass bone on that fall. Once I finally got up, I had a huge wet stain on my butt and I looked like I pissed myself. There are pictures somewhere 
Bumping this for other people's stories. I forgot about this thread.
I have another one about the first time I got kicked out of a bar...but it was more b/c my bestfriend was drunk than me. :24:
I have another one about the first time I got kicked out of a bar...but it was more b/c my bestfriend was drunk than me. :24:
Mayby I drunk a little bit to much one evening - and on the next morning my left shoe was wet. The right shoe, my socks and my trousers were ok, but the left was wet. Fascinating, really fascinating, mainly because I know how i got home this evening, but I don`t know anything about my shoes.
During our college days a friend and I always drank tequilla shots. We'd go to our favorite bar and have a beer and do a shot....after the shot we'd walk along the grout line of the floor tiles, if we could still walk a straight line, we'd have another shot, at some point in the night the floor would get all twisty, it was much harder to follow that line, but we always managed.
Her and I (again) would have a cougar boot competition and we had to ask all the guys in the bar wearing cougar boots to dance...whoever danced with the most, won. Sadly there were lots of guys that wore them, lol.
We'd also tell guys that we were zamboni drivers in town on a convention...
The worst was when we had a pogy party for her then boyfriend when he got laid off. We ran out of beer so we started drinking rum...there were about 7 or 8 of us at her place that she was renting while in college. It was early April of our last year...
We found washable markers and decided to play tic tac toe on the walls, then we decided to trace each other on the walls, then we started making life-size cartoons...of course...on the walls. We figured they were washable, we were fine.
Yeah...next afternoon when we could lift our heads off our pillows we figured we better start washing the walls because she was moving out and the landloard was showing the place....the GD drawings wouldn't come off the walls, we tried everything. It took lots of paint throughout the whole downstairs to clean up our mess....the landlord thought we were the greatest thing painting the place for him, haha.
Her and I (again) would have a cougar boot competition and we had to ask all the guys in the bar wearing cougar boots to dance...whoever danced with the most, won. Sadly there were lots of guys that wore them, lol.
We'd also tell guys that we were zamboni drivers in town on a convention...
The worst was when we had a pogy party for her then boyfriend when he got laid off. We ran out of beer so we started drinking rum...there were about 7 or 8 of us at her place that she was renting while in college. It was early April of our last year...
We found washable markers and decided to play tic tac toe on the walls, then we decided to trace each other on the walls, then we started making life-size cartoons...of course...on the walls. We figured they were washable, we were fine.
Yeah...next afternoon when we could lift our heads off our pillows we figured we better start washing the walls because she was moving out and the landloard was showing the place....the GD drawings wouldn't come off the walls, we tried everything. It took lots of paint throughout the whole downstairs to clean up our mess....the landlord thought we were the greatest thing painting the place for him, haha.
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I do stupid things. I drunk call people, which is fun but maybe not for them. I swear a lot and I guess I must fall a lot, I always wake up with bruises. I also always make up a fake name for myself.
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Mary-Jane Fletcher, nice to meet you.
Halloween 1996 I was face down in the rain and mud in the front yard dressed as a transvestite
Horchota and Vodka and a big bowl full of veggie noodles with oil
Had a blast till I got sick
3 guys picked me up hosed me off and gave me towels and sat me on the couch with about 6 girls on it watching movies
and believe it or not I was the 4th person to get hammered the other 3 three guys did stuff way worse
Horchota and Vodka and a big bowl full of veggie noodles with oil
Had a blast till I got sick
3 guys picked me up hosed me off and gave me towels and sat me on the couch with about 6 girls on it watching movies
and believe it or not I was the 4th person to get hammered the other 3 three guys did stuff way worse
Drunk stories are awesome...IJS
Had to send a stripper home as she was just starting her 2nd set b/c I realized my bestfriend (not V, my other bestfriend) wasn't in there watching, therefore something must be wrong. Asked around and was told she was last seen squatting to take a piss by a truck. I went out and found her face down on the ground, actively seizing. Her brother, who the party was for, went fucking NUTS and picked her up and starting running around the yard...it was insane. Eventually someone got him calmed down and we got her in the truck to take her home. Ended up having to call an ambulance out for her b/c she wouldn't stop seizing. It was a crazy night.
Had to send a stripper home as she was just starting her 2nd set b/c I realized my bestfriend (not V, my other bestfriend) wasn't in there watching, therefore something must be wrong. Asked around and was told she was last seen squatting to take a piss by a truck. I went out and found her face down on the ground, actively seizing. Her brother, who the party was for, went fucking NUTS and picked her up and starting running around the yard...it was insane. Eventually someone got him calmed down and we got her in the truck to take her home. Ended up having to call an ambulance out for her b/c she wouldn't stop seizing. It was a crazy night.
:eek That's nuts.
Yeah...and I even left out the drunk guys who insisted on sticking their fingers down her throat to make her puke b/c they thought she was just passed out drunk. Then they tried giving her bread while I'm yelling at them "you don't shove food down an unconscious person's throat!!!"
Holy! Gotta love drunk rationalism
Oh yeah. Never met a person as "smart" as a drunk dumb ass. :24:
why do i feel the urge to own up to this?....
Ah yes ... drinking nights. They went away pretty quick once the kids came along. It was always the usual group of buddies who would end up doing stupid games. Drinking games were big ... from what I remember, some of them were pretty fun. Then there were the high testosterone nights where we would "trade punches" which was us standing in a circle and punching the person to our right in the arm as hard as we could. Quite honestly, probably the most stupid thing that people could do for "fun." A buddy of mine always talked about inventing a "hat cam" which would have a small camera in the hat which could record these drinking parties and since no one would know that the camera was there so everyone would act .... "normal."
There was a specific night that someone did bring a video camera ... and there I was, completely plastered and I was looking for my lighter on the ground ... in the dark ... with my lighter in my hand to use as a light. That was pretty funny to watch. There were some pretty scary nights with police being involved and such ... I am still amazed that there weren't any DUIs involved.
There was a specific night that someone did bring a video camera ... and there I was, completely plastered and I was looking for my lighter on the ground ... in the dark ... with my lighter in my hand to use as a light. That was pretty funny to watch. There were some pretty scary nights with police being involved and such ... I am still amazed that there weren't any DUIs involved.
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