Drunk stories

[Natasha]

It really WAS...even w/ the puking.

 

[Galvatron]

When i was about 18 i was pissed and walking home through the local lakes.....i found a body floating in the water and called over to my m8 to came assist me to get it out of the water....we both looked for 5 min when he said"you twat thats your reflection":24::24::24:...one heavy night lol.

Another time when the wife was away i woke up with a mail box and a house for sale sign in my bedroom...don't remember bringing them home but at least it was not another woman :24::24::24:

I could tell a million tales but for my own reputation i best not.

PS... i no longer drink for my own safety.

 

[Natasha]

Not MY drunk story but one night I was driving home from work and, b/c I have this completely irrational fear of finding a dead body on the side of the road and am always on the lookout, found a guy sleeping in the roadway just beside the gutter. My street is dark and VERY curvy...he could've easily been run over and killed. So I roll down my window while I call 911 and yell "HEY, BUDDY, YOU OKAY?" He doesn't budge. I roll my window back up and wait for the police to arrive. First unit on scene was a really good friend of mine so I get out to tell him the story about how I found this guy while he wakes him up. Kid is 18 years old and SO drunk that he believes that he's on a street about a mile away. Greg tells him "no man, you're on S******, not Arrowhead." The kid literally argued w/ him and swore he was on Arrowhead. Finally Greg just locks him up and takes him in. He was super lucky that he didn't get hit where he was laying.

 

[NoDak]

Ahhhh hell...that last post just reminded me that there is video out there somewhere of me flashing my bestfriend while drunk. :eek

A You Tube moment?? :tooth

When i was about 18 i was pissed and walking home through the local lakes.....i found a body floating in the water and called over to my m8 to came assist me to get it out of the water....we both looked for 5 min when he said"you twat thats your reflection":24::24::24:...one heavy night lol.

Another time when the wife was away i woke up with a mail box and a house for sale sign in my bedroom...don't remember bringing them home but at least it was not another woman :24::24::24:

I could tell a million tales but for my own reputation i best not.

PS... i no longer drink for my own safety.

The only thing that would make this funnier is if you insisted on performing CPR on the "victim". Or......... did you?

 

[Aeval]

This isn't mine but I love it, it's actually a friend's father...

He was out at a local event and had a few wobbly-pops....maybe a few too many. He wasn't far from home at the end of the night so he decided to walk but about half way there he tripped and fell, his reflexes weren't the best at this point so he managed to smack his face during the tumble.

He picked himself up, dusted off and continued walking home, he got in and went straight to the washroom medicine cabinet, where the bandaids were to patch up the scratches on his face.

He awoke the next morning fuzzy and sore, but remembered falling and getting scratched up, he went to the bathroom to investigate his wounds only to find he put the bandaids on the mirror the night before instead of his face.:24:

 

[Skorpy]

I punched and broke an ex boyfriends nose. (Not proud of it, so don't grill me...he was being an asshole)
Apparently, I got into a shopping trolley and went down through the middle of town in it at full speed and got stopped by two coppers. Mini skirt on with my legs up in the air. They stopped me for speeding :/ cheesy, I know. But it waas their words, not mine lol. Luckily, they saw the funny side and helped me out!

 

[darkcgi]

thats funny