No, i do not believe...why should i ?
i'm going to put it so my dumb-ass can understand it
originally......way...........way..............way back, a long...............loooooooooong time ago "gods" , unearthly beings, spirits etc. came about to explain the unexplainable and why things were the way they were. then somone thought "ugg!! must not piss off great spirit or tribe will suffer......must make great cloud monster happy so good things happen", or the exact opposite "why do things suck so bad.....great cloud monster angry, bad things happening, must have pissed him off lets try different shit to make him happy" , they tried something and by coincidence things changed for the better and poof "great cloud monster happy now....good things happening" then other people started to believe and now we have religion. after this some genius figured out that this is a great way to keep people in line and control the masses............fear is an awesome tool.
over time and with the migration of tribes, "religion" spread and changed a little but basically remained the same. then some more genius's thought "if we fine tune this a little we could really fuck with a whole lot of people and get them to what we want, keep them in order and get shit for free, lets back it up with a bunch of stories about good things and bad things that happen if you follow my religion .....becuase my god has the biggest dick" from there on religion became corrupt and has been to this very day.
in any situation if you say "there is an invisible being that lives in the sky and controls everything, but lets me do what i want becuase he/she doesnt want to interfere" you would be tagged an nut-ball and sent to the funny farm, but throw the word god in there and suddenly its acceptable............why?
and whats all this "god loves us unconditionally, but if you dont beleive or follow you will suffer eternally in lakes of fire"...............that doesnt sound unconditional does it?
and if i was "made in gods image"......... he's one ugly fugger, but wouldnt that make me a god and you as well?, if you and i are god's then we should worship each other.........but thats worshiping false idol's right? but we were made in his image by him so its his fault and he broke the rules first so hes not perfect and shouldnt be considered a god in the first place.
have you hit "tilt" yet?, if ive made you think then my job is done.
if you simply dismiss everything ive just said/typed and think im going to burn in hell for eternity then that makes you judgemental and "judge not lest ye be judged"
but what do i know....im just a dumb man ...........who just happened to get most of his education from religious private schools who basically kept wanting more and more money.....go figure
i'm going to put it so my dumb-ass can understand it
originally......way...........way..............way back, a long...............loooooooooong time ago "gods" , unearthly beings, spirits etc. came about to explain the unexplainable and why things were the way they were. then somone thought "ugg!! must not piss off great spirit or tribe will suffer......must make great cloud monster happy so good things happen", or the exact opposite "why do things suck so bad.....great cloud monster angry, bad things happening, must have pissed him off lets try different shit to make him happy" , they tried something and by coincidence things changed for the better and poof "great cloud monster happy now....good things happening" then other people started to believe and now we have religion. after this some genius figured out that this is a great way to keep people in line and control the masses............fear is an awesome tool.
over time and with the migration of tribes, "religion" spread and changed a little but basically remained the same. then some more genius's thought "if we fine tune this a little we could really fuck with a whole lot of people and get them to what we want, keep them in order and get shit for free, lets back it up with a bunch of stories about good things and bad things that happen if you follow my religion .....becuase my god has the biggest dick" from there on religion became corrupt and has been to this very day.
in any situation if you say "there is an invisible being that lives in the sky and controls everything, but lets me do what i want becuase he/she doesnt want to interfere" you would be tagged an nut-ball and sent to the funny farm, but throw the word god in there and suddenly its acceptable............why?
and whats all this "god loves us unconditionally, but if you dont beleive or follow you will suffer eternally in lakes of fire"...............that doesnt sound unconditional does it?
and if i was "made in gods image"......... he's one ugly fugger, but wouldnt that make me a god and you as well?, if you and i are god's then we should worship each other.........but thats worshiping false idol's right? but we were made in his image by him so its his fault and he broke the rules first so hes not perfect and shouldnt be considered a god in the first place.
have you hit "tilt" yet?, if ive made you think then my job is done.
if you simply dismiss everything ive just said/typed and think im going to burn in hell for eternity then that makes you judgemental and "judge not lest ye be judged"
but what do i know....im just a dumb man ...........who just happened to get most of his education from religious private schools who basically kept wanting more and more money.....go figure