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"Can someone tell me what kind of world we live in where a man dresses up like a bat?!?!? THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA!!!" - Joker - Batman
 

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Remember, that time in science class, I was lighting farts with the Bunsen burner and I singed my ball sac? I still can't grow hair on my left nut. It sucks.

[h=1]Saving Silverman[/h]
 

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Capannelle: Tell me, do you know a guy called Mario who lives around here?
Boy playing soccer: There are a thousand Marios around here.
Capannelle: Yes, but this one is a thief.
Boy playing soccer: There are still a thousand.

Big Deal on Madonna Street (movie)
 

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All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

[h=1]Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back[/h]
 

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Oh, but you are alone. Who knows what you have spoken to the darkness, alone, in the bitter watches of the night, when all your life seems to shrink, the walls of your bower closing in about you, a hutch to trammel some wild thing in? So fair, yet so cold like a morning of pale Spring still clinging to Winter's chill.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
 

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40 year old virgin
You know how I know your gay?

Fight Club
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
The things you own end up owning you.

V for Vendetta
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
 

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We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

[h=1]Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers[/h]
 

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Sounds like a dickfur....what's a dickfur?....to pee with - Spies like Us
Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? - Donnie Darko
 

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A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth, but nobody should be asked to handle this trip.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
 

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Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he is wrong, that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?

Jules: Get the fuck outta my face with that shit. The motherfucker who said that shit never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on the account of your dumb ass.

:24:

Pulp Fiction
 

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If there is any attempt for either contestant to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, I am just gonna snap. Do I make myself clear?

Billy Madison
 

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"Man you ain't never met no Frank Sinatra!"

..... "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOU! ...... Who's next?"

Coming to America
 
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