Default Favorite Movie Quotes...!

[meaningless]

shampoo is better, conditioner is better, nyer nyer nyer, STOP LOOKING AT ME SWANNNN...

my posts were about billy madison...!


another one, this from shaun of the dead.
"can i get... any of you c*nts, a drink?" ha

 

[Mr.Perfect]

"I was saving that bacon" - Robert Neville (I Am Legend)

I laughed out loud.

 

[boombala]

the Good The Bad And The Ugly

How much you worth now?
How much?
$ !
That's right, $ .
Yeah, $ .
¡ Hijo de puta que te parió!
You'll pay for this!
I hope you end up in a graveyard...
...with the cholera, and the rabies, and the plague!
Cut me loose! Cut me loose, you filthy bastard!
Put me down!
I hope your mother ends up in a two-dollar whorehouse!
Cut me loose! Cut me loose!
You can still save yourself.
Let me go, and I'll pardon you.
Let me go!
I feel sick. The blood is rushing...
I'm dry.
Agua! Water!
You swine! You son of a bitch!
You're brave with a man who's tied up!
Come back!
Come back and fight!
You bastard!
Who the hell is that?
One bastard goes in, another comes out.
Cut it out! Cut it out!
I'm an honest farmer! I'm innocent of any...
So, you're an honest farmer.
You recognize this man?
Yeah, it's you!
Who says so? You can't even read.
Roll it up. Roll it up!
I'll give you a good idea where you can put it.
To hell with all you sheriffs and deputies and all who gave birth to you!
Hey, everybody, look! Look! He's giving him the filthy money!
Judas!

and much more at:

Good The Bad And The Ugly Script Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Sergio Leone and Clint Eastwood movie

My favorite film.

 

[meaningless]

'Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!'

'I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?'

Lock, Stock ...

 

[boombala]

"I want to be alone." Grand Hotel

 

[Cotton]

"Did you slip her the hot beef injection?"

 

[meaningless]

simon
"come one theodore!! u have to want it!!

theodore
"i want it! i want it!!"

simon
"come on i cant hang all day!"

alvin
"will you jump already!?"

*jumps*

theodore
"ohh muffins!!"

~alvin and the chipminks

 

[Peter Parka]

Alvin and the fucking chipmonks??? Come on!!!:willy_nilly::wtf:

 

[MfChaos]

"I do not envy the headache you will have tommorrow, but until then rest well and dream of large women."

-- said to Andre the giant in The Princess Bride.--

 

[TenaciousDave]

One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

~ Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

 

[boombala]

"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!" Oliver Hardy -- Sons of the Desert

 

[Codrus]

"What if C A T really spelled dog?"

 

[Codrus]

No more yankie my wankie ,.....Donga need food

 

[Aeval]

Como éstan, bitches!

 

[TenaciousDave]

I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.

 

[TenaciousDave]

I've lost the bleeps, I lost the sweeps, and I lost the creeps.

 

[Goatsson]

"We split up on April Fool's Day. So I decided to let the joke run for a month. Every day I buy a can of pineapple with a sell-by date of May 1. May loves pineapple, and May 1 is my birthday. If May hasn't changed her mind by the time I've bought thirty cans, then our love will also expire. "

+1 to anybody who knows where it's from.

 

[TenaciousDave]

"We split up on April Fool's Day. So I decided to let the joke run for a month. Every day I buy a can of pineapple with a sell-by date of May 1. May loves pineapple, and May 1 is my birthday. If May hasn't changed her mind by the time I've bought thirty cans, then our love will also expire. "

+1 to anybody who knows where it's from.

Chungking Express

 

[TenaciousDave]

It is a comic book, not your dick! Show some respect. Hold it like you'd hold a woman.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

 

[satinbutterfly]

"I believe you have my stapler."