Default Favorite Movie Quotes...!

[TenaciousDave]

I believe…whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you…stranger.

The Dark Knight

 

[boombala]

Withnail: [looking at the kitchen sink overflowing with dirty dishes] Oh, Christ almighty. Sinew in nicotine base. Keep back, keep back! The entire sink's gone rotten. I don't know what's in here.
[he picks up the kettle on the stove. It's too hot so he drops it]
Withnail: Aargh! Aargh!
Marwood: I told you, you've been bitten!
Withnail: Burnt! Burnt! The fucking kettle's on fire!
Marwood: There's something floating up.
Withnail: [lunges towards the sink] FORK IT!

Withnail and I

 

[TenaciousDave]

This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother... fuck her.

Dazed and Confused

 

[Mercury]

"Don't you know, that in the service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils ..."

Master and Commander

 

[TenaciousDave]

He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet. ~ The Crow

 

[Mercury]

"That's not what he said you ignorant wretch. Your Spanish is worse than your English."

​Tombstone

 

[TheLastTheory]

Team Jacob BITCH!- Vampires suck

 

[boombala]

Violet: I'm no fool. I've killed the boss, you think they're not gonna fire me for a thing like that?

Nine to Five

 

[TenaciousDave]

When, Lord?! When the hell do I get to see the god damn sailboat?!


Mallrats

 

[TenaciousDave]

Yeah, I know. I'm guilty. I understand that. I knew it was a crime, and I did it anyways. Shit, why argue? I'm a fucking criminal, look at me.


Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

 

[TenaciousDave]

What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?


Kingpin

 

[Mercury]

"So ... you changed your name to Latrine?"

"Yeah ... used to be Shithouse!"

"It's a good change ... it's a good change!"

Robin Hood: Men In Tights

 

[TenaciousDave]

I like them French fried potaters.

Sling Blade

 

[Mercury]

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? .... CHICKEN!?!?!?!"


Spaceballs

 

[TenaciousDave]

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? .... CHICKEN!?!?!?!"


Spaceballs

 

[Mercury]

LMFAO! I love that part!

 

[darkcgi]

"I'll be your huckleberry!" - Doc Holiday "Tombstone"

 

[Peter Parka]

You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere. Hardly the biggest ticket in town. - Bronson

 

[darkcgi]

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
40 Year Old Virgin

 

[robdawg1]

As per my sig...

"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children"

The Crow