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Dana

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I stick with my cremation answer. you heard of that cemetary in LA? Yeh fuck that. I was pretty much brought up with my beliefs. My mom used to visit her mothers grave in the 80s but when we moved we stopped. She said why should I visit her grave shes not there anymore. I believe my parents want to be cremated too. I want to be spread over the ocean and say I official travelled the world. Since I can't afford to in this life time. Maybe the next?
 
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If you don't get cremated, then prepare yourself for something worse. They drain all of your blood out and replace it with a chemical, superglue your lips shut, staple your jaw together so that it will not open again, and place sharp, plastic nodes underneath your eyelids to make it appear that your eyes have not sunk into your skull. Cremation is the way to go.

yeah but you're dead...
 

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If you don't get cremated, then prepare yourself for something worse. They drain all of your blood out and replace it with a chemical, superglue your lips shut, staple your jaw together so that it will not open again, and place sharp, plastic nodes underneath your eyelids to make it appear that your eyes have not sunk into your skull. Cremation is the way to go.
I'm pretty sure they do that anyway, but I could be wrong.
 

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Cremation - that's a badass King Diamond song but I'm giving my dead corpse to the University of Texas.
They can do with it as they please, I'll be done with it.
 

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I used to want it but I really dont care. I always have thought that once your dead your spirit leaves the body.
The body is just a vessel of this world.
 

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Hell I am taking my body with my money with me into the afterlife :sarcasm

I would love to be sympathetic to Universities and the Medical field but they have already used me enough as a lab rat.. Screw them..

Seriously, I want cremation as well..
 
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