satinbutterfly
Miss Piggy
Dear Dr. D,
Does staying home and reading a book on New Years Eve make me lame?
Love,
Satin
Does staying home and reading a book on New Years Eve make me lame?
Love,
Satin
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can't be as lame as cleaning the kitchen and living room and having a sick wife who has been sick for the past five days....then cooking breakfast and messing up the kitchen all over again...which I promptly re-cleaned...I am the lamest one...
purpledove
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If you don't mind me asking- what's your area of specialization in Medicine? I can see of course, you can answer anything and maybe say you specialize in a lot of stuffs even outside medicine. I can see you're witty and funny and am very impressed. So am juz curious :humm:
Hello again err'buddy! Sorry, I can't help the "gangsta" accent. I was out last night getting all kinds of crunked and litted. We rolled and smoked so many 40's, son. Wurd.
Let's get to it!
Holy monkeypuddles! So many questions! And from some very lovely ladies too! The new year has started off well for the good doctor!
Anna checks in with:
"Why do i have such a sore head from drinking last night?"
Well, Anna, sometimes when adults or teens with really good fake ID's drink, they can have a bit more than they should have. Now, this is not a lecture on sobriety or how you should live your life. Lord knows, many a fun time has commenced with me uttering the words "I didn't come here to get sober, people." However, I would not recommend you do this at the next Sunday Mass. If only somebody had warned ME...
But, yes, pain can be a normal part of the recovery process after a night of libations. For example, my cousin who lives in the backhills of Kentucky has many times complained of pain in his posterior after his father drinks. He also has mentioned that the sheep seem to get nervous when this happens, as well. But that is neither here nor there.
Moving on!
Our next question is from Satin! She inquires:
"Does staying home and reading a book on New Years Eve make me lame?"
No more than being invited by your friend to a bar. Then, when you get there you are given the rare priviledge of listening to her and her friend talk about movies, as you sit there forming an emotional bond with your Coke. Because it's the only thing in there paying any attention to you...
We have a new patient, Alexis! She has offered some very kind words to flatter me. Now, now...It takes more than sweet words to win this doctor's heart. You would also need heavy sedatives. But, your question is as follows:
"how do you become a more disciplined person?"
Very good question. In today's society, it can truly be complete bedlam at times. Perhaps some of you are not familar with the term "bedlam". It comes from a Latin term that, when translated, means "Something translated from Latin." But, back to my point...
Discipline is the foundation of a healthy person. If a person is not disciplined in their everyday lives it can lead to them being irresponsible, unreliable, and other words that end in "ble".
Now, you may be asking "But Dr. D, where are my pants?" WHOOPS! Wrong question! HAHA!
You may be asking "What is required for discipline?"
Typically, I have found whips and chains to be suitable. Anything from that scene in Pulp Fiction. Not the one in the basement either, the diner.
And lastly, Purpledove steps into the room with some very kind words of her own. The doctor is honored to be held in such high esteem. She asks: "what's your area of specialization in Medicine?"
That is a very good question PD. Allow me to give you some history of my career. I will, of course, skip over the parts that involve countries with non-extradition treaties and why I was there.
You see, many, many, many years ago I was a young boy who wanted to help heal those who are ailing in whatever area they may be. To go where I am needed. To have adult relations with every nurse that I encountered. Basically, the tenets of the Hippopotamus oath or whatever it's called.
So, I studied for endless hours. And by "studied" I of course mean "snorted powders".
However when it came time to choose which area of medicine I would specialize in, I was faced with a dilemma: which career path would allow me to accomplish my true goal? Which special practice will afford me the most opportunities to fulfill my dreams? To find the answer to that, I had to ask another question: What kind of doctor gets his own set of keys to where they keep the narcotics?
In the end, I found my true calling. I also found that if you have a perpetual 3 day growth of beard, are sarcastic about everything and have a slight limp with a cane, you will be able to seduce ANY woman.
Let's get to it!
Holy monkeypuddles! So many questions! And from some very lovely ladies too! The new year has started off well for the good doctor!
Anna checks in with:
"Why do i have such a sore head from drinking last night?"
Well, Anna, sometimes when adults or teens with really good fake ID's drink, they can have a bit more than they should have. Now, this is not a lecture on sobriety or how you should live your life. Lord knows, many a fun time has commenced with me uttering the words "I didn't come here to get sober, people." However, I would not recommend you do this at the next Sunday Mass. If only somebody had warned ME...
But, yes, pain can be a normal part of the recovery process after a night of libations. For example, my cousin who lives in the backhills of Kentucky has many times complained of pain in his posterior after his father drinks. He also has mentioned that the sheep seem to get nervous when this happens, as well. But that is neither here nor there.
Moving on!
Our next question is from Satin! She inquires:
"Does staying home and reading a book on New Years Eve make me lame?"
No more than being invited by your friend to a bar. Then, when you get there you are given the rare priviledge of listening to her and her friend talk about movies, as you sit there forming an emotional bond with your Coke. Because it's the only thing in there paying any attention to you...
We have a new patient, Alexis! She has offered some very kind words to flatter me. Now, now...It takes more than sweet words to win this doctor's heart. You would also need heavy sedatives. But, your question is as follows:
"how do you become a more disciplined person?"
Very good question. In today's society, it can truly be complete bedlam at times. Perhaps some of you are not familar with the term "bedlam". It comes from a Latin term that, when translated, means "Something translated from Latin." But, back to my point...
Discipline is the foundation of a healthy person. If a person is not disciplined in their everyday lives it can lead to them being irresponsible, unreliable, and other words that end in "ble".
Now, you may be asking "But Dr. D, where are my pants?" WHOOPS! Wrong question! HAHA!
You may be asking "What is required for discipline?"
Typically, I have found whips and chains to be suitable. Anything from that scene in Pulp Fiction. Not the one in the basement either, the diner.
And lastly, Purpledove steps into the room with some very kind words of her own. The doctor is honored to be held in such high esteem. She asks: "what's your area of specialization in Medicine?"
That is a very good question PD. Allow me to give you some history of my career. I will, of course, skip over the parts that involve countries with non-extradition treaties and why I was there.
You see, many, many, many years ago I was a young boy who wanted to help heal those who are ailing in whatever area they may be. To go where I am needed. To have adult relations with every nurse that I encountered. Basically, the tenets of the Hippopotamus oath or whatever it's called.
So, I studied for endless hours. And by "studied" I of course mean "snorted powders".
However when it came time to choose which area of medicine I would specialize in, I was faced with a dilemma: which career path would allow me to accomplish my true goal? Which special practice will afford me the most opportunities to fulfill my dreams? To find the answer to that, I had to ask another question: What kind of doctor gets his own set of keys to where they keep the narcotics?
In the end, I found my true calling. I also found that if you have a perpetual 3 day growth of beard, are sarcastic about everything and have a slight limp with a cane, you will be able to seduce ANY woman.
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I got a joke.....
ok here goes...
It seems there was this blonde who decided to go to the doctor because she was in terrible pain....you see, every bone in her body hurt. She says to the doctor......ok this is good, she says 'doc' and she presses her finger to her leg...my leg hurts. then she presses her finger on her arm....my arm hurts she says...everything I touch hurts!! the doc says...........are you ready for it....
You have a paper cut on your finger!!...lmao
ok here goes...
It seems there was this blonde who decided to go to the doctor because she was in terrible pain....you see, every bone in her body hurt. She says to the doctor......ok this is good, she says 'doc' and she presses her finger to her leg...my leg hurts. then she presses her finger on her arm....my arm hurts she says...everything I touch hurts!! the doc says...........are you ready for it....
You have a paper cut on your finger!!...lmao
Howdy ho everybody! Sadie has stopped by the office with the following:
"It hurts when I do this.....Flaps arms like a bird."
Well, Sadie, if it hurts when you are trying to fly, then I suggest you stop jumping off of the roof.
There is one problem with the joke about the blonde. She wouldn't have a paper cut, blondes can't read.
Now, some blondes out there might be reading this saying "Hey! That's a prejudiced statement and I enjoy reading to a great extent. I am not dumb nor am I any more shallow than anybody else." To that, I would say: "There's a sale at the mall."
And just like that, no more complaints.
"It hurts when I do this.....Flaps arms like a bird."
Well, Sadie, if it hurts when you are trying to fly, then I suggest you stop jumping off of the roof.
There is one problem with the joke about the blonde. She wouldn't have a paper cut, blondes can't read.
Now, some blondes out there might be reading this saying "Hey! That's a prejudiced statement and I enjoy reading to a great extent. I am not dumb nor am I any more shallow than anybody else." To that, I would say: "There's a sale at the mall."
And just like that, no more complaints.
Today is New Years Day ....no malls open...
Oh and I'm NOT a figment of yours....sorry.
So you're a politician?...:24:
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FreightTrain
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Doctor?? Is there a fee for your services? You help so many, but seem to ask for nothing in return. Maybe you believe in karma.
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