My fathers side is still alive.
If you spin an oriental person around do they become dis-orientaed ?
If you spin an oriental person around do they become dis-orientaed ?
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LOL that is funny but not funny 
When was the last time you went to a movie?
When was the last time you went to a movie?
Couple moths ago I took my son to see winnie the pooh. It was really well done. Me and the wife prefer to watch movies at home. Wine and movie night every friday night !
How important does a person have to be before he/she is considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
How important does a person have to be before he/she is considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Good question and I think it all has to do with how much more sensationalized something will become if you drop the words assassinated.
Do you loose the remote?
Do you loose the remote?
Loose them all the time. Usually sitting on them. I have four for one tv. Makes no sence.
What disease did cured ham actually have?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
I don't know but I still won't touch it.. I hate ham.. :yuk
Have you ever been to a coal mine?
Have you ever been to a coal mine?
Yes took a tour in cape breton once.
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
LOL.. I am gonna go with yes.. 
How many tvs do you have in your house?
How many tvs do you have in your house?
One. Never in the bedroom. Only in the Basement. Rule my old man passed down to me.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Because well I have no fucking clue..
Do you need a hair cut?
Do you need a hair cut?
No I am letting it go for the winter. Might not shave either.
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
I don't know.
What is your favourite drink?
What is your favourite drink?
Beer
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Petroleum jelly.
When was that last time you were completely alone?
When was that last time you were completely alone?
Right now. I am the only one here. If you don't count the internet. The drive in this morning as well. Sad life today !
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
You just haven't been around the right people about that last part.. I have seen it done.. a lot.. might have to do with where I live though :24:
When was the last time you were on a plane?
When was the last time you were on a plane?
Couple weeks ago. Went to a buddies wedding in ontario.
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
I have no idea..
Do you have any pets? And kids don't count
Do you have any pets? And kids don't count
One cat. Teemu Selanne. She is 6 years young
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
So they can get in the plane and no one will question them
Can you swim?
Can you swim?