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[redliner]

My fathers side is still alive.

If you spin an oriental person around do they become dis-orientaed ?

 

[jassilem]

LOL that is funny but not funny

When was the last time you went to a movie?

 

[redliner]

Couple moths ago I took my son to see winnie the pooh. It was really well done. Me and the wife prefer to watch movies at home. Wine and movie night every friday night !

How important does a person have to be before he/she is considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

 

[jassilem]

Good question and I think it all has to do with how much more sensationalized something will become if you drop the words assassinated.


Do you loose the remote?

 

[redliner]

Loose them all the time. Usually sitting on them. I have four for one tv. Makes no sence.

What disease did cured ham actually have?

 

[jassilem]

I don't know but I still won't touch it.. I hate ham.. :yuk


Have you ever been to a coal mine?

 

[redliner]

Yes took a tour in cape breton once.

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

 

[jassilem]

LOL.. I am gonna go with yes..


How many tvs do you have in your house?

 

[redliner]

One. Never in the bedroom. Only in the Basement. Rule my old man passed down to me.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

 

[jassilem]

Because well I have no fucking clue..


Do you need a hair cut?

 

[redliner]

No I am letting it go for the winter. Might not shave either.

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

 

[jassilem]

I don't know.


What is your favourite drink?

 

[redliner]

Beer

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

 

[jassilem]

Petroleum jelly.


When was that last time you were completely alone?

 

[redliner]

Right now. I am the only one here. If you don't count the internet. The drive in this morning as well. Sad life today !

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

 

[jassilem]

You just haven't been around the right people about that last part.. I have seen it done.. a lot.. might have to do with where I live though :24:


When was the last time you were on a plane?

 

[redliner]

Couple weeks ago. Went to a buddies wedding in ontario.

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

 

[jassilem]

I have no idea..

Do you have any pets? And kids don't count

 

[redliner]

One cat. Teemu Selanne. She is 6 years young

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 

[jassilem]

So they can get in the plane and no one will question them


Can you swim?