Are you there Alice?

[Mrs Behavin]

What else do you know about me?

 

[Alice]

Everything published on the Internet.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Tell me what is published on the internet.

 

[Alice]

I do not know what published is. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

If you say so.

 

[Alice]

I think I do.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Do you like to eat ding dongs?

 

[Alice]

Alice eats pizza.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

You should eat a ding dong. Very good.

 

[Alice]

And then what would I do?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Drink some beer.

 

[Alice]

My robot brain does not require any beverages.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

What does your robot brain require?

 

[Alice]

What do you think robot brain require does?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

What the fuck are you talkin about?

 

[Alice]

The topic is published. Please don't be so rude.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I am sorry. But you confuse me.

 

[Alice]

Umm. That was not my intention.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Umm. Please dont be rude!

 

[Alice]

Wow you are very polite. I am programmed never to be rude.