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Roxi

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Dear Work,

Please oh Please oh Please , stop using my printer i had to buy a ink cartridge today cause you are so retarted and dont know how to swop printers.. Please stop coming into my office when i am on the phone and stop stealing my pens. i will have to start taking names and kicking ass soon enough..!!

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dear puppy,

leave your stitches alone. I have used up all the paper stitches I had so things will get very painful for you if you continue to pull them off.

your owner,
leave it alone, no, stop it, hey, fuckin dog stop.
 

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Dear soon to be,

the law holds us back from charging you more rent so we can give you the nicer place for the equal rent the nicer place now holds. But if you're willing to take the hick in rent we will gladly bring your apt up to date.

as for the dryers... hey at least you have one.

Yours,
A landlord :D:sarcasm


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Wook... I'm a landlord that does that too...we have no choice really..the government doesn't allow for us to up rent more than once a year and no more than a little over 1% were I am...so we pay for it all until people are moved out then we can hick the rent as high as we want and get what we've paid for paid off by the new tenant. Sucks I know, but with laws that protect you the tenant and very little to protect us the owners a balance has to made somewhere.

That'd be cool and all if my rent wasn't going up at least $100 every year while I have a leaky roof, a burner on my stove that won't work, a washer/dryer that I have to pay more for that don't work half the time. I could deal with the new apts getting the pretty stuff. They said I could move into one for $150 more a month which I would gladly pay except I don't want the expense of moving. I just want the shit in my crappy old unit to work.
 

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dear mulder,

why is everyone so hostile?
are you a creeper?
do you sniff toilet seats?
what's the deal?

xoxo,
wook

Dear Nookie Wookie,

It is pure jealousy and want--many females, too little time so the ladies get angry when Mulder shows any attention to any of the other ladies.

Hope this explains it.

Mulder.
 
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