An open letter to...

[Mystic]

Dear stupid arse outside my window,

Your bloody car won't start, so stop it before you drain you battery or flood your engine....

oh too late...

Your an idiot,
get the fuck off my grass

 

[Mystic]

dear elsa,

you are a foul mouthed inside your head kind of girl.

go wash ya brains out with soap,
your guilty conscience

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Dear stupid arse outside my window,

Your bloody car won't start, so stop it before you drain you battery or flood your engine....

oh too late...

Your an idiot,
get the fuck off my grass

:24::24::24:


*gasps for air*



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAAAA

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear elsa,

you are a foul mouthed inside your head kind of girl.

go wash ya brains out with soap,
your guilty conscience

i repped ya so much on the rep whorin thread that i can't rep ya for that.
i think we have the same girls in our heads!
only yer super nice and hardly ever say it outloud
i say it outloud all the time

 

[dustsped]

Dear Dustin,

Things are much better now, thanks. I'm quick to recover from sadness. I don't let stuff bother me for too long. Spent the day in me nighty, popping about the other day, but I'm bright a rain now. Its great when you can say piss on it to whats causing you pain....plus I have the best sense of humour around which I am famous for making myself laugh silly at times.

More then you were looking for in an answer,
Els

Elsa,

Nah, that's a nice answer and the more words, the better, I figure. Glad you are well and I liked the way you put out your thoughts there hehe. And yes, you do have a good sense of humor! I'm glad you are feeling well and it's nice to see you and talk with you.

Dustin.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Dear Elsa,

Please tell moonmist to stop acting like she doesn't totally have a crush on Mulder.

Mulder.

 

[skyblue]

dear mulder

the ladies class you as second choice......behind me

ian

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear mulder,

i'm still crushing on you.
i just can't be tied down to just one.
you know how it is.

your bunny boiler,
wook

 

[Mystic]

Dear Elsa,

Please tell moonmist to stop acting like she doesn't totally have a crush on Mulder.

Mulder.

Dear Mulder,

as Cloe's match maker at OTZ, I must ask you to refrain from any further advancements towards my client without proper venue. We will attempt to rush you to the front of the "I have a crush on Cloe" line as soon as BB is done licking her.

Elsa

 

[Covey]

Dear Elsa

You deserve a raise

Keep the rif raf to the back of the room please

All hotties to the front.

You are very good at your job

<3
C

 

[Fox Mulder]

Dear Mulder,

as Cloe's match maker at OTZ, I must ask you to refrain from any further advancements towards my client without proper venue. We will attempt to rush you to the front of the "I have a crush on Cloe" line as soon as BB is done licking her.

Elsa

Dear Elsa,

This is about what Cloe wants and needs--and that's Mulder. Thank you.

Mulder.

 

[Fox Mulder]

dear mulder,

i'm still crushing on you.
i just can't be tied down to just one.
you know how it is.

your bunny boiler,
wook

Dear Wookie

You want some Mulder Nookie?

Mulder

 

[wednesday]

Dear Crutchless wonder,

Stop when there is resistance....

Never yours
wedz

 

[skyblue]

Dear Crutchless wonder,

Stop when there is resistance....

Never yours
wedz

dear trina

repped

ian

 

[Mystic]

Dear Mulder,

nookie made me think of gnocchi and my stomach growled...I need to go and find something to eat for lunch.

Hungry,
Elsa


PS, I hate gnocchi its gross.

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear mulder,

you really melt my butter

xoxo
wook

 

[Covey]

dear mulder,

you really melt my butter

xoxo
wook

Dear Wookster

yeah .....i guess greasy is one way of looking at him :24:

<3
wifey #2

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear mulder,

why is everyone so hostile?
are you a creeper?
do you sniff toilet seats?
what's the deal?

xoxo,
wook

 

[Wookiegirl]

dear leasing company,

so you're refurbing units as tenants leave
that's cool
i think the granite counters, stainless steel appliances and hardware go nicely with the new cherry woodwork
it's almost as decorative as my nasty carpet and particle board countertops.
but hey, who's bitching?
how about just giving me a dryer that works?
it's been 2 dryers in 3 weeks
you suck donkey nuts

soon to be ex-tenant unless you get yer shit straight,
wook

 

[Mystic]

dear leasing company,

so you're refurbing units as tenants leave
that's cool
i think the granite counters, stainless steel appliances and hardware go nicely with the new cherry woodwork
it's almost as decorative as my nasty carpet and particle board countertops.
but hey, who's bitching?
how about just giving me a dryer that works?
it's been 2 dryers in 3 weeks
you suck donkey nuts

soon to be ex-tenant unless you get yer shit straight,
wook

Dear soon to be,

the law holds us back from charging you more rent so we can give you the nicer place for the equal rent the nicer place now holds. But if you're willing to take the hick in rent we will gladly bring your apt up to date.

as for the dryers... hey at least you have one.

Yours,
A landlord :sarcasm


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Wook... I'm a landlord that does that too...we have no choice really..the government doesn't allow for us to up rent more than once a year and no more than a little over 1% were I am...so we pay for it all until people are moved out then we can hick the rent as high as we want and get what we've paid for paid off by the new tenant. Sucks I know, but with laws that protect you the tenant and very little to protect us the owners a balance has to made somewhere.