5,000 tokens to the person that comes up with the best excuse for calling into work.
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"My cat just ran under a car and I have to take her to the vets".
"My cat just ran under a car and I have to take her to the vets".
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Dog ate my homework
Dog ate my homework
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"Someone's stolen all my left shoes".
"Someone's stolen all my left shoes".
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"cant come into work today I died this morning" ...... :ninja
"cant come into work today I died this morning" ...... :ninja
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My kick stand is stuck and I could not roll out of bed.
My kick stand is stuck and I could not roll out of bed.
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The police are questioning me about all the blood.
The police are questioning me about all the blood.
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"I thought it was Sunday".
"I thought it was Sunday".
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My garage door broke so my car is stuck.
My garage door broke so my car is stuck.
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I am having a bad hair day.
I am having a bad hair day.
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The floor keeps spinnning and I am afraid I will fall off.
The floor keeps spinnning and I am afraid I will fall off.
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"I just found out my parents are getting divorced. What? No, I didn't go to my dad's funeral last week..."
"I just found out my parents are getting divorced. What? No, I didn't go to my dad's funeral last week..."
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my homework ate my dog.... i have questions that need answered and youtube vids to post
my homework ate my dog.... i have questions that need answered and youtube vids to post
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I've used all my sick days so Im calling in dead/
The voices told me to stay home today and clean clean clean
my wife had breast implants yesterday which are still sore, so I have to stay home and massage them
I've used all my sick days so Im calling in dead/
The voices told me to stay home today and clean clean clean
my wife had breast implants yesterday which are still sore, so I have to stay home and massage them
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I broke my snooze button and just woke up.
I broke my snooze button and just woke up.
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I won't be in today. My fish is sick and I need to take it to the vet.
I won't be in today. My fish is sick and I need to take it to the vet.
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"The power's gone, so I can't open the electric garage door and get to my car."
"The power's gone, so I can't open the electric garage door and get to my car."
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Because leisure rules. ( a nod to a certain film
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Because leisure rules. ( a nod to a certain film
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A car crashed into my house
A car crashed into my house
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