5,000 tokens to the person that comes up with the best excuse for calling into work.

[Boomer]

Re: 5,000 tokens to the person that comes up with the best excuse for calling into wo

Awe!

Well, the one that always works for me goes as follows:

Me: I went to the bathroom this morning and there was blood in it.

Them: Do what you gotta do.

In short, they dont ask, dont want to know and when you get back to work. They wont ask cause they still dont wanna know.

 

[pjbleek]

Re: 5,000 tokens to the person that comes up with the best excuse for calling into wo

I got caught masturbating and now I have to explain this gerbil up my a$$ to the nurse and my wife...

 

[HottyToddyChick]

Re: 5,000 tokens to the person that comes up with the best excuse for calling into wo

I'd go with explosive diarrhea or two flat tires.

 

[wasteofspace]

Re: 5,000 tokens to the person that comes up with the best excuse for calling into wo

the Joe would ring the boss and say sorry i will not be in work today,

because i dont work for you lol

 

[Tuffdisc]

Re: 5,000 tokens to the person that comes up with the best excuse for calling into wo

I broke the internet

 

[Guyzerr]

Re: 5,000 tokens to the person that comes up with the best excuse for calling into wo

When I was the boss of a joint one of my alcoholic employees called in sick as usual and when I asked him what the matter was he said in a stammering voice.. " I... I ...I have a dose! " :24:

 

[Taralynn]

Re: 5,000 tokens to the person that comes up with the best excuse for calling into wo

 

[Taralynn]

Re: 5,000 tokens to the person that comes up with the best excuse for calling into wo

Oh well! Missed it!!

 

[purpledove]

Re: 5,000 tokens to the person that comes up with the best excuse for calling into wo

I'm sorry, I can't come in today as I am sick. I am sick and tired of working

 

[purpledove]

Re: 5,000 tokens to the person that comes up with the best excuse for calling into wo

I suffer from a very rare case of temporary Amnesia. You mean, I have to come to work EVERYDAY? :eek

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Re: 5,000 tokens to the person that comes up with the best excuse for calling into wo

Job? What do you mean job? I'm unemployed, I think you have the wrong number. Bye!

 

[Maulds]

Re: 5,000 tokens to the person that comes up with the best excuse for calling into wo

Oh well! Missed it!!

Me too but here goes anyway.


Sorry, this erections lasted over four hours now, I have to go to the doctor.

 

[JoeCool10]

Re: 5,000 tokens to the person that comes up with the best excuse for calling into wo

Me too but here goes anyway.


Sorry, this erections lasted over four hours now, I have to go to the doctor.

LMAO I'd give you 5,000 tokenz just cause that was hilarious.

 

[rikki]

Re: 5,000 tokens to the person that comes up with the best excuse for calling into wo

I'm calling in dead!

 

[USF Sam]

Re: 5,000 tokens to the person that comes up with the best excuse for calling into wo

Two words: explosive diarrhea