How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Guys vs Girls, the insult thread...
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . . I would but you're never there.[/FONT]
She said . . . I would but you're never there.[/FONT]
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.
It's called wedding cake.
It's called wedding cake.
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif]What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.[/FONT]
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.[/FONT]
wned:I'm not gonna lie, that was good.
why two breasts?
a. to encourage threesomes with her sister
b. guys always have a best buddy
c. why not
a. to encourage threesomes with her sister
b. guys always have a best buddy
c. why not
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism
They can't stand criticism
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Man One: "I lost 175 pounds of ugly fat last week."
Man Two: "How'd you do that?"
Man One: " I was granted a divorce."
I got a lawnmower for my wife. I thought it was a very fair trade! (Bah-dum-tsshhhh!)
Man Two: "How'd you do that?"
Man One: " I was granted a divorce."
I got a lawnmower for my wife. I thought it was a very fair trade! (Bah-dum-tsshhhh!)
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What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.
The man.
What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
A man's undivided attention.
Did you guys give up or what?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are sexy.
Men are like… Handguns.
Keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
Keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
this is terrible....please continue